1 00:04:35,502 --> 00:04:36,396 Amar! 2 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:39,480 Gdje je taj bijednik? 3 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,960 Ali dušo, tvoja svekrva već odletio natrag u Indiju. 4 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:42,760 šuti! 5 00:04:43,937 --> 00:04:44,897 gdje je ona 6 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,120 Hema, Rekha, Jaya, Rupa! 7 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,077 Izaći! 8 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:48,720 dušo... 9 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,440 Rupa je odavno otišla, dušo- ovdje nećete pronaći ni njezino donje rublje. 10 00:04:51,675 --> 00:04:52,640 pokazat ću ti. 11 00:04:53,357 --> 00:04:54,160 dušo... 12 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:56,760 Ispod nema ništa. 13 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,120 Oprosti, dušo... 14 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:05,040 Mislio sam da si doveo neku djevojku kući. 15 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,720 Mi? br. 16 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,183 Jer da je to bio slučaj, 17 00:05:08,399 --> 00:05:09,205 da 18 00:05:09,285 --> 00:05:10,882 Ja bih joj ovo napravio. 19 00:05:32,450 --> 00:05:33,916 Ali nisi učinio ništa takvo. 20 00:05:33,996 --> 00:05:34,931 br. 21 00:05:37,648 --> 00:05:38,745 Daj da stavim malo ruža. 22 00:05:44,134 --> 00:05:45,042 Volim te, dušo. 23 00:05:45,122 --> 00:05:45,888 Volim i tebe. 24 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:46,960 Bok. 25 00:06:01,043 --> 00:06:01,960 jesi dobro 26 00:06:02,259 --> 00:06:03,112 Da. 27 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:05,429 - Dobro sam. - Hvala Bogu. 28 00:06:11,892 --> 00:06:12,800 Ohh... 29 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:16,151 Jesi li dobro, Amar ji? 30 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:19,831 Da, to je bio blizak poziv. 31 00:06:21,271 --> 00:06:24,551 Ovaj životinjski par i tvoja odvažnost... 32 00:06:24,631 --> 00:06:26,031 ti si briljantan, Amar ji. 33 00:06:26,111 --> 00:06:29,191 Inače, sindikat životinja jest prilično opasan posao. 34 00:06:29,271 --> 00:06:32,311 Zato životinje iz jedanaest čekaju me kontinenti. 35 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:35,271 Ja sam Ujedinjenog Kraljevstva najbolji majstor Mater. 36 00:06:35,591 --> 00:06:38,911 Potaknuti njihovo uzbuđenje i čineći ih partnerima- 37 00:06:38,991 --> 00:06:40,711 - u tome sam najbolji. - Oh! 38 00:06:57,431 --> 00:06:58,351 Ali Amar... 39 00:06:58,871 --> 00:07:02,311 Tigrica je uznemirena s tigrom dugo vremena. 40 00:07:02,391 --> 00:07:05,631 Tako obučen kao tigrica, 41 00:07:05,871 --> 00:07:07,471 Sam ću obaviti sindikalne pozive. 42 00:07:07,551 --> 00:07:08,591 Kad to tigar čuje, 43 00:07:08,671 --> 00:07:11,671 mislit će tigrica zove ga. 44 00:07:11,751 --> 00:07:17,311 To će ga usrećiti i spreman za ujedinjenje. 45 00:07:18,231 --> 00:07:21,471 Jednostavnije rečeno- tigar će se osjećati živim. 46 00:07:30,431 --> 00:07:31,431 Dođi, dođi, dođi... 47 00:07:33,231 --> 00:07:34,231 prema tigrici. 48 00:07:38,671 --> 00:07:39,431 hajde 49 00:07:41,671 --> 00:07:42,991 hajde 50 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,471 Ići. Ići. 51 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,191 Da. Da. 52 00:07:49,271 --> 00:07:50,751 Vrijeme je za ujedinjenje. 53 00:07:57,151 --> 00:07:58,791 hej Uzmi kameru! Fotoaparat! 54 00:08:13,671 --> 00:08:14,831 ne ne 55 00:08:16,911 --> 00:08:18,551 Ne, ne... ne... 56 00:08:20,271 --> 00:08:21,391 odlazi, tigre! 57 00:08:21,471 --> 00:08:23,751 Ti držiš tu čašu 58 00:08:23,831 --> 00:08:26,351 jer se bojiš da bi se moglo slomiti 59 00:08:26,431 --> 00:08:27,751 i tigar će te pojesti. 60 00:08:27,831 --> 00:08:30,791 Ne bojim se da će me pojesti... 61 00:08:30,871 --> 00:08:35,671 Bojim se što će učiniti prije nego što me pojede. 62 00:08:37,631 --> 00:08:40,471 Izgleda kao povijest izrađuje se danas. 63 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:41,311 po prvi put, 64 00:08:41,391 --> 00:08:45,311 tigar će se pariti s čovjekom! 65 00:08:45,511 --> 00:08:47,631 Sada će se unija dogoditi. 66 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:48,831 Ne! 67 00:08:49,671 --> 00:08:50,671 Nema sindikata! 68 00:08:50,751 --> 00:08:51,831 Nema sindikata! 69 00:08:54,351 --> 00:08:56,991 Sheru... ti imaš takve sjajan život teče, 70 00:08:57,071 --> 00:08:59,031 nemojte misliti na Grand Masti. 71 00:09:04,991 --> 00:09:10,951 Odleti, vranče, s tim biserom u kljunu. 72 00:09:11,831 --> 00:09:13,831 Prestani kljukati, ti prokleti kljukaču! 73 00:09:13,991 --> 00:09:14,951 Pukotina! 74 00:09:15,191 --> 00:09:16,511 Prestani me kljucati! 75 00:09:16,591 --> 00:09:17,191 Pukotina! 76 00:09:17,271 --> 00:09:19,231 Vrana, vrana, vrana! Odletjeti! Odleti, molim te! 77 00:09:19,311 --> 00:09:22,351 Odletjeti! leti... 78 00:09:22,991 --> 00:09:23,951 hvala vam 79 00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:32,031 Hej tigre, tvoj te ljubavnik zove. 80 00:09:34,231 --> 00:09:35,671 Idi, idi, idi, idi! 81 00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:37,191 Ići. Idi brzo. 82 00:09:59,791 --> 00:10:01,271 A sada, dame i gospodo, 83 00:10:01,431 --> 00:10:03,471 najskuplji auto dražbe. 84 00:10:03,631 --> 00:10:06,031 Ovo je ponuda koja se nudi jednom u životu. 85 00:10:06,111 --> 00:10:09,471 Licitacija počinje s pet milijuna funti. 86 00:10:09,671 --> 00:10:10,591 oprostite... 87 00:10:10,671 --> 00:10:12,831 čemu tako pretjerana cijena za ovaj oronuli auto? 88 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,911 Jer ima nešto poseban kod ovog automobila. 89 00:10:17,071 --> 00:10:21,871 Ovaj automobil doživio je deset nesreća do sada, i svaki put, 90 00:10:22,191 --> 00:10:23,311 žena je završila mrtva. 91 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,231 Deset milijuna funti! 92 00:10:25,311 --> 00:10:26,791 Petnaest milijuna funti! 93 00:10:27,071 --> 00:10:27,871 Dvadeset milijuna! 94 00:10:27,951 --> 00:10:28,951 Dvadeset pet milijuna! 95 00:10:29,031 --> 00:10:30,551 šuti! Ovo je moj auto! 96 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:31,591 Trideset pet milijuna! 97 00:10:31,671 --> 00:10:32,991 šuti! Ovo je moj auto! 98 00:10:33,071 --> 00:10:34,071 Četrdeset milijuna funti! 99 00:10:34,151 --> 00:10:36,631 Četrdeset milijuna funti... prodano! 100 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,260 Ona je prokleto gotova. 101 00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:08,841 Bok. 102 00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:10,601 Kakav model. 103 00:11:11,121 --> 00:11:12,676 Kakav model... 104 00:11:12,945 --> 00:11:13,976 slažem se 105 00:11:14,494 --> 00:11:15,574 super je 106 00:11:16,014 --> 00:11:16,974 hindski? 107 00:11:17,336 --> 00:11:18,622 Koliko daleko ide? 108 00:11:19,398 --> 00:11:20,259 Što? 109 00:11:20,419 --> 00:11:21,429 Kilometraža? 110 00:11:21,546 --> 00:11:22,013 Ohh. 111 00:11:22,093 --> 00:11:24,053 Pokažite mi njegove značajke. 112 00:11:24,213 --> 00:11:25,093 Molim. 113 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,773 Usput, kako se zoveš? 114 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:28,893 Rose Mary. 115 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:30,933 Je li vaše prezime Karlo? 116 00:11:31,013 --> 00:11:31,813 Da. 117 00:11:31,893 --> 00:11:33,133 Ruža Marija Karlo. 118 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,293 Ohh... karakteristike. 119 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,853 Sjedala se spuštaju. 120 00:11:40,013 --> 00:11:42,413 Napravi ga u naslonjaču, hoćeš li? 121 00:11:43,053 --> 00:11:44,675 Ako to kažeš tim tonom, 122 00:11:44,856 --> 00:11:47,253 samo bi idiot odbio. 123 00:11:48,819 --> 00:11:52,517 Dok ste ležali, nešto se nagnulo. 124 00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:55,084 Zagrije li se motor? 125 00:11:56,124 --> 00:11:57,400 Ne mogu ništa reći o ovoj stvari, 126 00:11:57,839 --> 00:12:00,113 ali motor mi se definitivno zagrijava. 127 00:12:03,476 --> 00:12:04,596 Satelit. 128 00:12:05,596 --> 00:12:06,636 Oprostite. 129 00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:10,716 dušo, 130 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,036 nedostajao si mi 131 00:12:12,116 --> 00:12:13,996 jako si mi nedostajao 132 00:12:14,076 --> 00:12:15,876 Dušo, i ja sam tebi nedostajao, zar ne? 133 00:12:15,956 --> 00:12:17,036 Da, Aanchal. 134 00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:20,236 Ali razgovarali smo prije samo minutu. 135 00:12:24,868 --> 00:12:26,036 Dušo, što je ovo? 136 00:12:28,185 --> 00:12:30,676 Zašto vam srce ubrzano kuca? 137 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:37,276 A vaša tjelesna temperatura raste? 138 00:12:42,607 --> 00:12:43,727 A sta je ovo... 139 00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:49,447 krv juri iz tvog gornji dio tijela prema donjem dijelu tijela. 140 00:12:51,127 --> 00:12:52,687 Kako ti sve to znaš? 141 00:12:52,847 --> 00:12:57,927 Instalirao sam praćenje zdravlja aplikacija na vašem telefonu. 142 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:03,247 I sve informacije šalje se mojoj. 143 00:13:03,487 --> 00:13:06,367 Ubacite već u brzinu! 144 00:13:08,927 --> 00:13:10,447 Što je ovo? 145 00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:12,847 Krv sada juri prema vašem trbuhu. 146 00:13:15,487 --> 00:13:16,927 Nazovi me bilo kada... 147 00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:21,247 929 247... 69! 148 00:13:21,327 --> 00:13:23,087 šezdeset devet... 149 00:13:23,407 --> 00:13:26,367 Dolje juri krv sada trbuh. 150 00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:33,407 Bogu hvala. 151 00:13:33,887 --> 00:13:37,222 Dušo, mislim da ima kvar u aplikaciji. 152 00:13:37,479 --> 00:13:39,006 Ne znam za aplikaciju, 153 00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:44,507 ali nadam se da moj instrument nije trajno pokvario. 154 00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:19,587 Liječnik. Liječnik. 155 00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:21,427 Liječnik. Liječnik. 156 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:24,027 Izgubio sam razum, doktore. 157 00:14:24,107 --> 00:14:25,587 Poludio sam, doktore. 158 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,827 - Poludio sam, doktore. - U redu. 159 00:14:27,907 --> 00:14:29,067 Dobro, što se dogodilo? 160 00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:31,787 Doktore, oženio sam udovicu. 161 00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:32,427 Da. 162 00:14:32,787 --> 00:14:33,947 Oženio sam udovicu. 163 00:14:34,027 --> 00:14:34,947 U redu. 164 00:14:35,027 --> 00:14:36,627 Udovica je imala mladu kćer. 165 00:14:36,707 --> 00:14:37,507 U redu. 166 00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:40,947 Doktore, moj otac se oženio njezina mlada kći. 167 00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:41,987 Što? 168 00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:44,067 Zbog toga je moj otac postao moj zet, 169 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:44,907 Što? 170 00:14:44,987 --> 00:14:46,947 a kći mi je postala majka. 171 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,707 Nekoliko dana kasnije... 172 00:14:49,227 --> 00:14:52,147 Nekoliko dana kasnije, dobili su kćer doktoricu. 173 00:14:52,507 --> 00:14:56,067 Njihova kći postala je moja sestra. 174 00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:57,667 - Što? - Njihova kći postala je moja sestra. 175 00:14:57,747 --> 00:14:59,747 Ali budući da sam bio muž njene bake, 176 00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:01,467 bila je i njihova kći moja unuka. 177 00:15:01,747 --> 00:15:03,144 - Što? - Shvaćaš li? 178 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,747 I zbog svega ovoga... 179 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:09,027 moj vlastiti sin je postao brat njegove bake. 180 00:15:09,147 --> 00:15:09,667 Što? 181 00:15:09,747 --> 00:15:11,827 I postao sam sinov nećak. 182 00:15:11,907 --> 00:15:14,507 I moj sin je postao njegov djedov šogor, doktor. 183 00:15:14,587 --> 00:15:17,067 Kad sam svog sina nazvao "ujak", 184 00:15:17,147 --> 00:15:19,747 počeo je plakati i nazvao me "tata". 185 00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:22,307 Kad sam svoju kćer nazvao "mama," 186 00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:24,027 pokušala je progutati otrov. 187 00:15:24,107 --> 00:15:25,547 majka... 188 00:15:27,147 --> 00:15:28,707 doktore, 189 00:15:28,787 --> 00:15:32,227 Postajem slomljen u ovom mikseru-mlincu odnosa. 190 00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:36,787 Postajem slomljen... slomljen! 191 00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:40,187 Grrr... 192 00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:43,067 šuti! 193 00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:44,907 Mješani kiseli krastavac vaše obitelji! 194 00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:46,467 Tvoja priča me je oduševila. 195 00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:47,267 ustani. 196 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,227 Mičite se. Izađi van. 197 00:15:49,307 --> 00:15:50,147 Mičite se! 198 00:15:50,227 --> 00:15:51,147 Prokleti luđak! 199 00:16:15,347 --> 00:16:16,267 Gita. 200 00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:21,227 Što je sve ovo, Gita? 201 00:16:21,887 --> 00:16:23,127 Dobro došao, mužu najdraži. 202 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:27,047 Prihvatite ovaj skromni dar Bajrama. 203 00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:30,607 Najdraža žena muža najdražeg... 204 00:16:30,807 --> 00:16:32,487 do jučer si pjevao pobožne pjesme, 205 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:33,767 a danas slaviš Bajram. 206 00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:39,727 Znaš koliko volim slaviti svaki vjerski festival i ritual. 207 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,327 A pogledaj bajramski pir pripremio sam za tebe. 208 00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:47,727 kako kažu, 209 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,807 put do srca čovjeka je kroz njegov želudac. 210 00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:53,207 Dragi Bože, pokušavao sam reći ovo od prvog dijela... 211 00:16:53,287 --> 00:16:54,647 Put do muškarčevog srca nije kroz njegov stomak, 212 00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:56,367 ali nešto niže. 213 00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:57,887 Nemoj se ljutiti. 214 00:16:58,847 --> 00:17:00,207 Nađimo se u spavaćoj sobi. 215 00:17:03,047 --> 00:17:04,047 spavaća soba? 216 00:17:04,487 --> 00:17:05,487 Ona to ima. 217 00:17:05,847 --> 00:17:06,927 Napokon je dobila. 218 00:17:07,007 --> 00:17:08,287 Mughal-e-Azam. Šauhar-e-Azam. 219 00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,287 Babar-Azam. 220 00:17:31,127 --> 00:17:32,287 Zec? 221 00:17:32,487 --> 00:17:35,327 Shvaćam - igranje uloga. 222 00:17:36,127 --> 00:17:37,087 u redu je 223 00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:38,687 Bit ću kornjača. 224 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:44,407 Ovo nije igra uloga. 225 00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:45,967 Danas je Uskrs. 226 00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:48,367 A ja sam tvoj uskrsni zec. 227 00:17:49,007 --> 00:17:50,167 Ovo nije smiješno. 228 00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:52,647 Zaboravite Uskrs i dođite svom gospodinu. 229 00:17:52,727 --> 00:17:53,447 hajde 230 00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:55,367 Ali ova jaja? 231 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,967 Ako nastavimo razmišljati o ovim jajima, 232 00:17:58,047 --> 00:17:59,887 onda će moja jaja otići u zimski san. 233 00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:02,207 Uvijek mijenjaš likove. 234 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,207 Kad god dođem kući, 235 00:18:03,327 --> 00:18:05,287 čak ni ja ne znam da li moja žena je hinduistica, 236 00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:06,527 Musliman, odnosno kršćanin danas. 237 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,127 Ne znam da li da pjevam bhajan, recitirati poeziju, 238 00:18:09,207 --> 00:18:10,447 ili pjevati božićnu pjesmu. 239 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,247 Da li da te pozdravim sa zdravo, pozdrav, ili Adaab. 240 00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:13,847 Ili čak Sat Sri Akaal! 241 00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:15,727 Sat Sri Akaal me samo podsjetio... 242 00:18:15,807 --> 00:18:16,567 Što? 243 00:18:16,687 --> 00:18:17,807 moram ići 244 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:18,687 Gdje? 245 00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:20,327 Danas je također Gurunanak Jayanti. 246 00:18:20,407 --> 00:18:21,207 je li 247 00:18:21,287 --> 00:18:22,967 Pa sam otišao u Gurdwaru tražiti blagoslove. 248 00:18:23,247 --> 00:18:24,287 Sat Sri Akaal! 249 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:27,767 Bože dragi, 250 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:30,727 evo proklinjem svoju sudbinu i ona odlazi tražiti blagoslove. 251 00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:37,687 Tigrice moja... tu si. 252 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,407 Vaš tigar je stigao. 253 00:18:39,487 --> 00:18:41,487 Ovaj gospodar je spreman za ujedinjenje. 254 00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,447 Sada više nema čekanja. 255 00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:47,447 U savani, 256 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:52,127 lav se pari s lavicom gore do 100 puta dnevno. 257 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:56,447 Dušo... barem bismo trebali to jednom danas. 258 00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,447 Oh, dušo. 259 00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:00,727 dušo... 260 00:19:02,487 --> 00:19:05,567 Rekao sam ti da se ponašaš kao tigrica, 261 00:19:05,647 --> 00:19:08,487 ne ležati kao medvjed. 262 00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:10,527 Posjetite ljepotu salon svaki tjedan- 263 00:19:10,687 --> 00:19:12,247 zašto ne biste napravili i depilaciju? 264 00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:13,807 Ali u redu je. 265 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:14,687 ja ću... 266 00:19:14,847 --> 00:19:16,087 Ja ću se... prilagoditi. 267 00:19:19,287 --> 00:19:20,247 Lopov! Lopov! 268 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,567 - tko si ti - Lopov! 269 00:19:21,647 --> 00:19:22,727 U kući je perverzni lopov! 270 00:19:22,807 --> 00:19:24,367 Tko je perverznjak? Kakav perverznjak? 271 00:19:24,447 --> 00:19:25,903 Zašto mi zatvaraš usta? 272 00:19:25,983 --> 00:19:27,253 Neka bude. 273 00:19:27,807 --> 00:19:28,927 sta to radis 274 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,308 Pomakni se u stranu. 275 00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:06,767 Prem, tko su ovi ljudi? 276 00:20:06,847 --> 00:20:08,687 tko si ti tko si ti 277 00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:09,767 Što se ovdje događa? 278 00:20:09,847 --> 00:20:11,407 Gospodine, ovaj je lopov provalio u tvoju kuću. 279 00:20:11,487 --> 00:20:12,407 Uhvatili smo ga. 280 00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:14,327 - Kako se usuđuješ provaliti u kuću moje prijateljice? - Udari ga! I ti si ga udario! 281 00:20:14,407 --> 00:20:15,367 huljo jedna! 282 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:19,407 - Udari ga! Udari ga! - Ja nisam lopov! 283 00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:20,687 Ja sam Amar! 284 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:22,007 To je Amar! 285 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:22,967 Odveži ga, Prem! 286 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:23,847 Odvežite ga! 287 00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:25,847 jesi dobro 288 00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:27,567 To je zapravo moj muž. 289 00:20:27,647 --> 00:20:28,407 jesi dobro 290 00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:29,847 nisam dobro! 291 00:20:30,007 --> 00:20:31,207 nisam dobro! 292 00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:32,767 Gdje su nestali ovi prosjaci dolaze iz? 293 00:20:32,887 --> 00:20:33,927 Tko su ti prosjaci? 294 00:20:34,007 --> 00:20:35,407 Prebili su me. 295 00:20:35,487 --> 00:20:36,567 Tukli su me... 296 00:20:36,647 --> 00:20:37,767 Hej, to nije način da nekoga udariš! 297 00:20:37,847 --> 00:20:39,567 - Izgleda očajnije od nas! - Začepi! 298 00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:40,447 Pa što? 299 00:20:40,527 --> 00:20:41,847 Tko udara tavom? 300 00:20:41,927 --> 00:20:42,927 Da. 301 00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:46,927 Što rade ovi prosjaci u kući? 302 00:20:47,607 --> 00:20:48,247 dušo... 303 00:20:48,327 --> 00:20:48,927 da 304 00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:51,207 Našao sam ove jadne duše na ulici. 305 00:20:51,287 --> 00:20:53,247 A on je rekao, "Ako dam milijun, 306 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:54,807 dat će nam deset milijuna«. 307 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,207 Pošto nisam imao milion, 308 00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:58,847 Umjesto toga donio sam ih kući. 309 00:20:59,207 --> 00:21:03,287 Znaš da ne mogu vidjeti siromaha ljudi koji pate, dušo. 310 00:21:03,527 --> 00:21:04,327 oprosti 311 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:07,887 Bindiya, if you keep bringing home ti beskućnici svaki dan, 312 00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:10,087 naša obitelj nikada neće biti potpuna. 313 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,207 Osjećaš svačiji bol... 314 00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:13,287 osim moje. 315 00:21:17,127 --> 00:21:18,087 Oprosti, dušo. 316 00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:20,767 Ovaj komarac je bio sisa ti krv. 317 00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:22,087 komarac... 318 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,327 Kako slatko od šogorice- 319 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,527 ne može ni stajati komarac koji ti krv siše. 320 00:21:26,607 --> 00:21:28,327 - Kako slatko, šogorice. - Tako slatko. 321 00:21:28,407 --> 00:21:32,647 Ona stvarno ne podnosi nikoga drugo sisanje moje krvi osim nje. 322 00:21:32,807 --> 00:21:35,447 U redu... idemo sad kući. 323 00:21:35,687 --> 00:21:38,407 Sutra je kod Menke i Kaamraja deseta godišnjica braka, 324 00:21:38,487 --> 00:21:40,047 i mi moramo biti tamo. 325 00:21:40,127 --> 00:21:42,127 Tko slavi deset godina kazne? 326 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:03,967 Kako da kažem da su moje noći nepotpune... 327 00:22:04,047 --> 00:22:08,407 Iskreno, čeznu za vašim društvom. 328 00:22:08,487 --> 00:22:12,767 Kako da kažem da su moje noći nepotpune... 329 00:22:12,847 --> 00:22:17,087 Iskreno, čeznu za vašim društvom. 330 00:22:18,807 --> 00:22:23,007 Dođi ovamo, dušo, dođi odmori se u mojim rukama. 331 00:22:23,087 --> 00:22:27,447 Napravit ću cijeli svijet nakloniti se pred noge. 332 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:31,887 Dođi ovamo, dušo, dođi odmori se u mojim rukama. 333 00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:36,127 Napravit ću cijeli svijet nakloniti se pred noge. 334 00:22:36,287 --> 00:22:39,327 Dušo, ti si jedan u milijardu. 335 00:22:39,447 --> 00:22:40,807 Jedan u milijardu... 336 00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:43,567 Dušo, ti si jedan u milijardu. 337 00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:45,247 Nikad me ne ostavljaj... 338 00:22:45,327 --> 00:22:48,207 Dušo, ti si jedan u milijardu. 339 00:22:48,287 --> 00:22:49,567 Jedan u milijardu... 340 00:22:49,647 --> 00:22:52,527 Dušo, ti si jedan u milijardu. 341 00:22:52,607 --> 00:22:54,407 privlačim te. 342 00:22:54,487 --> 00:22:56,527 Jedan u milijardu... milijarde koje bih mogao potrošiti za tebe. 343 00:22:56,647 --> 00:22:58,887 Ove hipnotičke oči, čista magija. 344 00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:01,087 Tvoje ružičaste usne, gubim kontrolu. 345 00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:03,207 Tvoje lice, moja tetovaža. 346 00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:07,607 Nema broja nula mogu usporediti s vama. 347 00:23:07,967 --> 00:23:09,847 Zvijezde na tvojoj koži, oči kao nebo. 348 00:23:09,927 --> 00:23:11,967 Volim te do mjeseca, da. 349 00:23:12,167 --> 00:23:14,287 Dušo, ja sam džentlmen s manirima. 350 00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:16,447 Nije pošteno da me tako zadirkuješ. 351 00:23:16,527 --> 00:23:18,927 Vaša koža je poput mekanog maslaca... 352 00:23:19,007 --> 00:23:20,287 Priđi sada bliže. 353 00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:24,527 Dođi ovamo, dušo, dođi odmori se u mojim rukama. 354 00:23:24,647 --> 00:23:29,007 Napravit ću cijeli svijet nakloniti se pred noge. 355 00:23:29,087 --> 00:23:33,207 Dođi ovamo, dušo, dođi odmori se u mojim rukama. 356 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:37,527 Napravit ću cijeli svijet nakloniti se pred noge. 357 00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:40,847 Dušo, ti si jedan u milijardu. 358 00:23:40,967 --> 00:23:42,207 Jedan u milijardu... 359 00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:45,127 Dušo, ti si jedan u milijardu. 360 00:23:45,207 --> 00:23:46,647 Nikad me ne ostavljaj... 361 00:23:46,727 --> 00:23:49,567 Dušo, ti si jedan u milijardu. 362 00:23:49,647 --> 00:23:50,967 Jedan u milijardu... 363 00:23:51,047 --> 00:23:54,007 Dušo, ti si jedan u milijardu. 364 00:23:54,087 --> 00:23:56,207 privlačim te. 365 00:24:13,487 --> 00:24:17,687 Temperatura mi raste kad se približiš. 366 00:24:17,887 --> 00:24:22,007 Iako sam ti naduvan, Pravim se trijezan. 367 00:24:22,167 --> 00:24:26,567 Ljudi žele mjesec i zvijezde. 368 00:24:26,647 --> 00:24:32,767 Ali sve što želim je da si blizu, radi ono što voliš. 369 00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:37,447 Pjevala bih uspavanku dok ne zaspiš. 370 00:24:37,527 --> 00:24:41,927 Budim te poljupcima ujutro. 371 00:24:42,007 --> 00:24:46,367 Pjevala bih uspavanku dok ne zaspiš. 372 00:24:46,447 --> 00:24:50,167 Budim te poljupcima ujutro. 373 00:24:50,247 --> 00:24:54,447 Dođi ovamo, dušo, dođi odmori se u mojim rukama. 374 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:58,927 Napravit ću cijeli svijet nakloniti se pred noge. 375 00:24:59,007 --> 00:25:03,407 Dođi ovamo, dušo, dođi odmori se u mojim rukama. 376 00:25:03,487 --> 00:25:07,527 Napravit ću cijeli svijet nakloniti se pred noge. 377 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:10,767 Dušo, ti si jedan u milijardu. 378 00:25:10,847 --> 00:25:12,207 Jedan u milijardu... 379 00:25:12,287 --> 00:25:15,127 Dušo, ti si jedan u milijardu. 380 00:25:15,207 --> 00:25:16,727 Nikad me ne ostavljaj... 381 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:19,487 Dušo, ti si jedan u milijardu. 382 00:25:19,567 --> 00:25:20,847 Jedan u milijardu... 383 00:25:20,927 --> 00:25:23,927 Dušo, ti si jedan u milijardu. 384 00:25:24,007 --> 00:25:26,007 osim tebe, Ne želim ništa više. 385 00:25:43,847 --> 00:25:45,127 Vau, Kaamraj. 386 00:25:45,207 --> 00:25:46,367 Tetovaža vaše ljubavi na prsima. 387 00:25:46,447 --> 00:25:47,325 Da. 388 00:25:47,527 --> 00:25:49,607 Menka živi u mom dahu... 389 00:25:49,687 --> 00:25:51,647 - Je li tako? - moje srce. 390 00:25:51,807 --> 00:25:55,367 Ali mislio sam da ću je namazati tintom lice na mojim grudima. 391 00:25:59,327 --> 00:26:01,727 Pa svaki put kad dišem, 392 00:26:02,607 --> 00:26:04,687 Znam da dišemo zajedno. 393 00:26:04,767 --> 00:26:06,207 Kako romantično. 394 00:26:06,287 --> 00:26:09,927 Eno ga, tetovira svoje ženino lice na njegovom srcu, 395 00:26:10,207 --> 00:26:11,487 a onda tu si ti- 396 00:26:12,047 --> 00:26:14,687 koji neće ni staviti tvoj ženina slika na vašem WhatsApp DP-u. 397 00:26:14,767 --> 00:26:16,127 Ne, dušo, to nije... 398 00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:17,047 Pokaži mi svoj DP. 399 00:26:17,127 --> 00:26:18,927 Ne, zašto provjeravati moj DP? 400 00:26:19,007 --> 00:26:20,927 Vidjeti. Samo čujem "DP" povisio vaš krvni tlak. 401 00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:23,567 Zaboravi to. Zašto daješ krv? 402 00:26:23,647 --> 00:26:26,647 Da... svake godine na našu godišnjicu, Dajem krv. 403 00:26:26,727 --> 00:26:29,367 Tako mogu zaraditi blagoslove siromašnih 404 00:26:29,447 --> 00:26:31,527 i ostati s tobom zauvijek. 405 00:26:32,207 --> 00:26:35,167 Hramovi, džamije, crkve- Vodio sam te posvuda. 406 00:26:35,247 --> 00:26:38,247 Ali nikad nisi donirao niti jedan peni, a kamoli krvi. 407 00:26:38,367 --> 00:26:39,567 - Stvarno? - da 408 00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:41,327 - Jeftino. - Dosta! 409 00:26:41,927 --> 00:26:42,967 Dosta mi je tvojih ruganja! 410 00:26:43,047 --> 00:26:45,407 Da! Čak je i nama dosta tvojih poruga! 411 00:26:45,727 --> 00:26:48,127 Idemo svi darovati krv sada! 412 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,407 - Da! - Donirati ćemo - 413 00:26:53,287 --> 00:26:56,527 Prem, liječnik mi je rekao da ne daju krv. 414 00:26:56,647 --> 00:26:57,807 Jesi li ozbiljan, Amare? 415 00:26:58,087 --> 00:26:59,527 Čak je i moj doktor rekao isto. 416 00:26:59,607 --> 00:27:00,727 Možeš donirati za mene, Prem. 417 00:27:00,807 --> 00:27:02,527 Ja sam vaš doktor, idioti! 418 00:27:02,607 --> 00:27:03,727 Kad sam rekao da ne možeš? 419 00:27:05,007 --> 00:27:08,407 Danas, Amar, Akbar, i Anthony daruju krv! 420 00:27:08,487 --> 00:27:09,007 Da. 421 00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:09,807 Da! 422 00:27:09,887 --> 00:27:10,367 Da. 423 00:27:10,447 --> 00:27:12,127 Uzmi našu krv odmah! 424 00:27:12,207 --> 00:27:13,247 Bravo! 425 00:27:20,447 --> 00:27:21,367 Uzmi više! 426 00:27:21,447 --> 00:27:23,087 Da, uzmi više! 427 00:27:24,047 --> 00:27:25,127 Uzmi više! 428 00:27:25,207 --> 00:27:26,847 Uzmi više! 429 00:27:27,927 --> 00:27:29,047 dobro! 430 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:29,967 Wow! 431 00:27:30,047 --> 00:27:31,287 Ustanite, dečki. 432 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:32,927 bravo 433 00:27:33,087 --> 00:27:34,287 da... 434 00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:02,767 opet su se vratili svojim starim trikovima. 435 00:28:02,927 --> 00:28:03,807 jeftino! 436 00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:15,847 Gubitnik. 437 00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:31,367 Donirali ste pet boca, ali ste imali da bi zauzvrat dobio dvadeset i pet. 438 00:28:31,447 --> 00:28:34,647 Prokleta krvopija... odvratni vampiri! 439 00:28:34,727 --> 00:28:35,967 Nemoj nikada kročiti nogom opet u mojoj kući! 440 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:42,967 Od Kaamrajeve zabave, 441 00:28:43,047 --> 00:28:46,287 Bindiyino ponašanje prema meni bilo je baš kao tigrica prema tigru. 442 00:28:46,367 --> 00:28:49,527 Čini se da će ovaj Master Mater imati da nađe sebi novog matora. 443 00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:52,927 Ljudi, Gita je radila duple smjene ovih dana. 444 00:28:53,007 --> 00:28:54,487 Stalno se moli Bogu 445 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,327 učiniti njezinim mužem savršen kao Kaamraj. 446 00:28:56,407 --> 00:28:57,807 dosta mi je. 447 00:28:57,927 --> 00:28:58,967 Aanchal je tako posesivan, 448 00:28:59,047 --> 00:29:02,887 preimenovala bi Siri na moj telefon Sureshu ako može. 449 00:29:04,447 --> 00:29:09,007 Ova sumnjičava priroda njezina je učinila moj život F- 450 00:29:09,287 --> 00:29:10,087 Gotovo. 451 00:29:11,087 --> 00:29:12,487 Kao ovaj kondom. 452 00:29:13,367 --> 00:29:15,087 Cijelu godinu dana ovaj čovjek 453 00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:18,247 nije mogao ni testirati moć ManForcea. 454 00:29:21,487 --> 00:29:23,287 Mislim da je nešto sumnjivo. 455 00:29:23,367 --> 00:29:25,647 Kako svaki muž može voljeti njegova žena toliko? 456 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:26,527 u pravu si 457 00:29:26,607 --> 00:29:27,487 Pogledajte na primjer Shahjahan. 458 00:29:27,567 --> 00:29:28,887 Kada je izgradio Taj Mahal? 459 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:30,207 Nakon ženine smrti. 460 00:29:30,447 --> 00:29:30,927 Točno! 461 00:29:31,007 --> 00:29:33,407 Jer da mu je žena živ tijekom izgradnje, 462 00:29:33,487 --> 00:29:34,647 prekinula bi je tisuću puta. 463 00:29:34,727 --> 00:29:35,167 Točno. 464 00:29:35,287 --> 00:29:37,247 "Dušo, zašto je Taj Mahal bijel? 465 00:29:37,327 --> 00:29:38,487 Zašto ne prljavo bijela?" 466 00:29:38,927 --> 00:29:41,047 „Zašto mramor? Drveni pod bi izgledao bolje!" 467 00:29:41,407 --> 00:29:42,287 Točno. 468 00:29:42,487 --> 00:29:43,887 Rekla bi, "Shahju, 469 00:29:43,967 --> 00:29:45,647 zašto gradiš Taj Mahal u Agri? 470 00:29:45,727 --> 00:29:48,167 Uspijmo u Goi, Obožavam pogled na more!" 471 00:29:48,367 --> 00:29:49,047 Dakle točno. 472 00:29:49,127 --> 00:29:50,047 da... 473 00:29:51,087 --> 00:29:51,967 momci. 474 00:29:52,967 --> 00:29:58,167 Svaki muž koji se ponaša pretjerano pun ljubavi 475 00:29:58,327 --> 00:30:01,927 obično se osjeća krivim o nečemu. 476 00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:03,927 Točno. u pravu si 477 00:30:04,087 --> 00:30:06,687 Zapravo, kažem da bismo trebali špijunirati na Kaamraj u njegovoj kući. 478 00:30:06,767 --> 00:30:08,487 Uhvatite ga na djelu- sa spuštenim hlačama. 479 00:30:08,567 --> 00:30:09,727 - Da! Sjajna ideja. - Hajdemo. 480 00:30:10,007 --> 00:30:10,807 Da. 481 00:30:16,687 --> 00:30:17,967 volim te 482 00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:21,407 Dušo, volim te. 483 00:30:21,727 --> 00:30:23,327 nedostajat ćeš mi 484 00:30:26,727 --> 00:30:28,047 nedostajat ćeš mi 485 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:29,807 Jako ćeš mi nedostajati. 486 00:30:29,887 --> 00:30:31,047 Ugodan vikend. 487 00:30:31,127 --> 00:30:31,927 uživajte. 488 00:30:32,007 --> 00:30:32,967 I ti, draga moja. 489 00:30:33,047 --> 00:30:34,407 Ugodan vikend. 490 00:30:35,729 --> 00:30:37,047 Bok. 491 00:30:42,647 --> 00:30:44,327 Prokleti Amar, sram te bilo. 492 00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:46,927 Sumnjali ste na pristojnog čovjeka poput njega. 493 00:30:47,007 --> 00:30:50,607 Ispostavilo se da je odan muž, ne samo posvećena. 494 00:30:52,807 --> 00:30:53,807 Ti si nas doveo ovamo. 495 00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:54,887 Zašto ste nas doveli ovamo? 496 00:30:54,967 --> 00:30:55,647 Mi? 497 00:30:55,727 --> 00:30:57,127 Dolazak ovamo je bila tvoja ideja! 498 00:30:57,207 --> 00:30:58,847 Uhvatite ga na djelu sa spuštenim hlačama, sjećaš se? 499 00:30:59,007 --> 00:31:01,647 Gubi se prije nego te skinemo i prebio te. 500 00:31:03,567 --> 00:31:04,927 Dušo, hajde! 501 00:31:05,607 --> 00:31:06,847 hajde 502 00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:08,447 da... 503 00:31:11,807 --> 00:31:12,567 momci! 504 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:20,647 hajde 505 00:31:22,693 --> 00:31:23,527 Da! 506 00:31:23,607 --> 00:31:26,527 Nisam li ti rekao? Bila je to moja ideja. Ja sam genije. 507 00:31:28,247 --> 00:31:31,647 Toliko nogu izlazi iz Basantijev četveronožac... 508 00:31:31,727 --> 00:31:33,167 Volim noge. 509 00:31:33,247 --> 00:31:35,367 Ovo je upravo ono čemu sam se nadao. 510 00:31:37,567 --> 00:31:39,847 Da. hajde 511 00:31:40,087 --> 00:31:41,607 Ovaj Kaamraj nema nijednu Menku- 512 00:31:41,727 --> 00:31:43,127 ima ih mnogo! 513 00:31:43,885 --> 00:31:45,967 Da! Ajmo, ajmo cure! 514 00:31:46,207 --> 00:31:49,365 Ti znaš da te volim. hajde voli me 515 00:31:49,527 --> 00:31:52,167 Njegovo ime bi trebalo biti Kaamdev, ne Kaamraj! 516 00:31:52,456 --> 00:31:53,493 Ima samo jednu strijelu- 517 00:31:53,573 --> 00:31:55,023 koliko ćeš ih upucati? 518 00:31:55,103 --> 00:31:56,743 Uđi unutra. Uđi unutra. 519 00:31:56,903 --> 00:31:58,544 Svi unutra. 520 00:31:58,624 --> 00:31:59,303 Uđi unutra. 521 00:31:59,383 --> 00:32:01,703 Dobivam malo mračnu vibru. 522 00:32:01,783 --> 00:32:02,983 Hajde cure! 523 00:32:03,303 --> 00:32:06,158 Ima cijeli harem-hardcore! 524 00:32:06,238 --> 00:32:06,823 Da. 525 00:32:07,194 --> 00:32:08,234 - Idemo. - Gdje? 526 00:32:08,314 --> 00:32:09,834 - Uhvatiti ga sa spuštenim hlačama. - da 527 00:32:30,674 --> 00:32:31,714 Oprostite. 528 00:32:34,434 --> 00:32:37,434 Ae G, O G, kakva orgija! 529 00:32:37,954 --> 00:32:40,674 Učinio da ispadnemo budale pred našim ženama- 530 00:32:40,754 --> 00:32:42,354 pokazalo se da je i sam Circuit! 531 00:32:42,434 --> 00:32:45,074 Hajde, daj im tvoj čarobni zagrljaj. 532 00:32:45,154 --> 00:32:47,754 Pretvarajući se da sam slatkiš, nevini Parsi, 533 00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:50,314 ali on je zapravo Arshad Warsi! 534 00:32:50,394 --> 00:32:51,874 Nije on tako loš, ljudi. 535 00:32:52,834 --> 00:32:56,394 Detalji ove prevare su idući ravno do Menke. 536 00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:57,474 Ne, molim te! Nemoj reći Menki! 537 00:32:57,594 --> 00:33:01,314 Ona zaslužuje znati što joj Kaamraj radi iza leđa. 538 00:33:01,394 --> 00:33:01,874 Da. 539 00:33:01,954 --> 00:33:03,354 Molim te, molim te, nemoj reći Menki! 540 00:33:03,434 --> 00:33:05,154 Napokon je otišla odmor nakon vjekova! 541 00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:08,594 Poslat ćemo vas dalje trajni odmor, prijatelju. 542 00:33:08,674 --> 00:33:12,554 Mi muškarci radimo ovo malo sporedne gužve ponekad- 543 00:33:12,634 --> 00:33:13,634 shvatiti! 544 00:33:13,714 --> 00:33:16,474 Ljudi, kunem se! Ovo je moj prvi Masti! 545 00:33:16,554 --> 00:33:18,794 A ovo nam je četvrti! 546 00:33:18,874 --> 00:33:20,834 Onda biste vi trebali znati bolje. 547 00:33:20,914 --> 00:33:23,234 Uskoro ćeš saznati, dečko. 548 00:33:23,314 --> 00:33:24,354 - Prem! - Da! 549 00:33:24,434 --> 00:33:26,354 - Van s telefonom! - Da! 550 00:33:26,474 --> 00:33:27,354 Ne tvoj telefon, 551 00:33:27,434 --> 00:33:28,714 - Nemoj to raditi. - Čekaj i gledaj. 552 00:33:28,794 --> 00:33:30,514 - Čekaj i gledaj. - Ovo je u redu. 553 00:33:31,794 --> 00:33:34,434 Idiote-zovi Menku! 554 00:33:34,994 --> 00:33:35,594 Čekaj i gledaj. 555 00:33:35,674 --> 00:33:36,514 Gotovi ste. 556 00:33:37,914 --> 00:33:39,434 Pozdrav sestro Menka. 557 00:34:06,874 --> 00:34:08,994 Poslušaj moj savjet- 558 00:34:09,194 --> 00:34:10,754 nemoj tolerirati ove gluposti. 559 00:34:12,754 --> 00:34:15,314 Da, tvoj nitkov od muža, 560 00:34:15,394 --> 00:34:18,915 baš tu u tvojoj spavaćoj sobi, sa desetak djevojaka! 561 00:34:20,594 --> 00:34:22,314 Za tebe je on darivatelj krvi, 562 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,834 ali iza tvojih leđa on je Vicky Donor! 563 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:38,794 Dijete! Ovo troje nisu pusti me da se zabavim! 564 00:34:39,594 --> 00:34:41,874 mrzim te! mrzim te! mrzim te! 565 00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:42,634 Ubij ga! 566 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:43,714 kako se usuđuješ 567 00:34:43,834 --> 00:34:45,314 Kako se usuđujemo? 568 00:34:45,394 --> 00:34:47,194 Dala sam mužu LV. 569 00:34:47,274 --> 00:34:49,274 - LV? - LV? Louis Vuitton? 570 00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:52,994 Nije Louis Vuitton... LV znači ljubavna viza! 571 00:34:53,114 --> 00:34:54,074 Volite Visu? 572 00:34:54,154 --> 00:34:54,794 Da. 573 00:34:54,874 --> 00:34:56,914 U kojoj ambasadi je to dostupno? 574 00:34:57,034 --> 00:34:58,594 Nema ga ni u jednom veleposlanstvu. 575 00:34:58,674 --> 00:35:00,154 Meni moja Menka daje jedan. 576 00:35:00,274 --> 00:35:01,434 Volite Visu? 577 00:35:01,788 --> 00:35:02,847 Jednom godišnje- 578 00:35:02,927 --> 00:35:04,005 - Boogie Woogie! - Da. 579 00:35:04,085 --> 00:35:06,498 - Boogie Woogie? - Vi idioti. 580 00:35:07,486 --> 00:35:10,926 To je tajna naš desetogodišnji sretan brak. 581 00:35:11,006 --> 00:35:15,166 Ova ljubavna viza je začinila naš dosadni život. 582 00:35:16,326 --> 00:35:18,046 Kad se Kaamraj vrati meni nakon tjedan dana, 583 00:35:18,126 --> 00:35:21,006 nakon ispunjenja svih njegovih fantazija... 584 00:35:21,086 --> 00:35:24,206 Zaboravi dodirivati drugu ženu- 585 00:35:24,286 --> 00:35:26,846 ni ne misli gledanja jednog! 586 00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:29,126 Za ostatak godine, 587 00:35:29,206 --> 00:35:32,886 makar i najljepša žena stoji ispred njega, 588 00:35:33,526 --> 00:35:36,806 neće dvaput pogledati. 589 00:35:38,206 --> 00:35:41,806 On pripada meni u potpunosti - U tijelu i duši. 590 00:35:43,766 --> 00:35:46,126 Čuo sam za perilice rublja, 591 00:35:46,406 --> 00:35:48,206 ali Love Visa jest stroj za čišćenje grijeha. 592 00:35:48,286 --> 00:35:49,166 Da. 593 00:35:49,326 --> 00:35:51,726 Ovi momci su tako spori- dopustite mi da objasnim. 594 00:35:51,966 --> 00:35:53,366 Slušajte pažljivo... 595 00:35:54,005 --> 00:35:56,566 U kriketu, ne shvaćaš slobodan udarac nakon no-lopte? 596 00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:57,486 Da. 597 00:35:57,566 --> 00:35:59,766 Love Visa je besplatni pogodak braka. 598 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:05,726 U ovome čovjek može pogoditi četvorke, šestice... 599 00:36:06,286 --> 00:36:08,086 što god voli- 600 00:36:08,926 --> 00:36:10,006 Znate, koji je dobar dio? 601 00:36:10,446 --> 00:36:11,766 Ali ne može izaći. 602 00:36:11,846 --> 00:36:12,686 Ne možete izaći? 603 00:36:12,766 --> 00:36:13,926 - Ne možete izaći? - da 604 00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:15,286 Ne izlazi van! 605 00:36:22,326 --> 00:36:24,166 Ljubavna viza. 606 00:36:24,686 --> 00:36:25,846 Slobodan udarac. 607 00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:27,966 Sedam dana! 608 00:36:30,006 --> 00:36:31,526 Svake godine. 609 00:36:32,846 --> 00:36:35,486 Ima tako sjajan život. 610 00:36:36,646 --> 00:36:38,726 Sretni lupež ima još bolju ženu. 611 00:36:41,846 --> 00:36:44,086 A tu smo i mi... 612 00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:46,406 Potpuno propao! 613 00:36:52,806 --> 00:36:56,206 Prijatelji, imam ideju. 614 00:36:56,286 --> 00:36:59,926 Imam ideju! 615 00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:14,286 Svaki put kad smo poslušali tvoju "ideju" i pokušao raditi Masti, 616 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:17,566 Veliki Masti i Veliki Veliki Masti, 617 00:37:17,646 --> 00:37:19,766 kraljevski smo sjebani! 618 00:37:21,086 --> 00:37:28,606 Vaše "ideje" su čudovišta koja je uništila naš mir. 619 00:37:28,686 --> 00:37:32,086 Ljudi, ovo je najbolja ideja. 620 00:37:32,246 --> 00:37:34,246 Najbolja ideja, molim! 621 00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:39,326 Zaboravite prvi, drugi i treći dio - 622 00:37:39,606 --> 00:37:43,526 vjeruj mi, ovo je Masti Four! 623 00:37:43,606 --> 00:37:46,898 Pitajmo naše žene za LV. 624 00:37:47,316 --> 00:37:49,526 Ljubavna viza. 625 00:37:49,902 --> 00:37:51,027 Jesi li poludio? 626 00:37:51,526 --> 00:37:53,126 Jeste li poludjeli? 627 00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:55,726 Želiš da pitam Bindiya za ljubavnu vizu? 628 00:37:55,886 --> 00:38:00,166 Netko bi se mogao usuditi staviti svoje ruka u tigrova usta, 629 00:38:01,006 --> 00:38:02,286 ali nikad u tigričinoj! 630 00:38:02,366 --> 00:38:06,766 Znaš li kako je moja žena posesivna? 631 00:38:06,846 --> 00:38:09,526 Prije samo nekoliko dana rekla je, 632 00:38:09,606 --> 00:38:14,686 “Kako to da nema niti jedne niti dlake druge žene na tvojoj odjeći?" 633 00:38:14,966 --> 00:38:17,766 i rekao sam, "To je dobra stvar, dušo." 634 00:38:17,846 --> 00:38:18,526 Da. 635 00:38:18,846 --> 00:38:20,326 Znate li što je zatim rekla? 636 00:38:20,406 --> 00:38:21,606 "Reci mi iskreno - 637 00:38:21,686 --> 00:38:23,326 tko je ta ćelava žena?" 638 00:38:23,806 --> 00:38:26,926 Ovo je nemoguća misija, brate. 639 00:38:27,006 --> 00:38:28,686 Ljudi, razmislite o tome... 640 00:38:28,766 --> 00:38:32,206 Poslali smo Chandrayaana na Mjesec... 641 00:38:32,326 --> 00:38:34,486 Osvojio Svjetsko prvenstvo sa šest... 642 00:38:34,566 --> 00:38:37,246 I čak nadmašio Kinu u populaciji! 643 00:38:37,326 --> 00:38:42,286 A nas troje nismo imali ništa učiniti s bilo čim od toga - 644 00:38:42,366 --> 00:38:44,366 samo smo sjedili i pljeskali! 645 00:38:45,966 --> 00:38:47,166 Da, to je istina. 646 00:38:47,246 --> 00:38:49,046 Ali slušaj, 647 00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:52,046 ako propustimo ovu priliku, 648 00:38:52,126 --> 00:38:55,446 pljeskat ćemo za ostatak naših života! 649 00:38:55,806 --> 00:39:01,006 Zamislite – ako uspijemo dobiti Ljubavna viza od naših žena, 650 00:39:01,086 --> 00:39:04,006 život će se pretvoriti u Boogie Woogie! 651 00:39:04,086 --> 00:39:07,166 Kad jednom prijeđemo prvu prepreku ljubavne vize, 652 00:39:07,246 --> 00:39:09,966 čak i ako ne postanemo milijarderi, 653 00:39:10,046 --> 00:39:13,726 sigurno ćemo postati bolji muževi - poput Kaamraja. 654 00:39:13,806 --> 00:39:14,966 Da. 655 00:39:15,126 --> 00:39:17,606 U pravu si, Amar. 656 00:39:18,126 --> 00:39:20,606 - Ne radimo ovo zbog sebe. - da 657 00:39:20,686 --> 00:39:22,766 Ovo radimo za sreća naših žena. 658 00:39:22,846 --> 00:39:24,126 Da. 659 00:39:24,366 --> 00:39:27,886 Zapravo, dajući nam Ljubavne vize, 660 00:39:28,126 --> 00:39:31,086 naše žene će raditi sebi uslugu, a ne nama. 661 00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:32,166 da... 662 00:39:32,246 --> 00:39:36,406 Momci, naši snovi bi se mogli ostvariti - 663 00:39:37,191 --> 00:39:40,035 a zapravo bismo mogli biti u krevetu s nekim drugim. 664 00:39:40,115 --> 00:39:41,311 Da! 665 00:39:42,929 --> 00:39:44,129 Love Visa! 666 00:39:44,856 --> 00:39:46,769 Uhvatimo ga! 667 00:39:47,767 --> 00:39:49,009 Volite Visu? 668 00:39:49,089 --> 00:39:50,103 Volite Visu? 669 00:39:50,183 --> 00:39:51,529 Volite Visu? 670 00:39:56,058 --> 00:39:58,618 Dušo, bio je to komarac opet, zar ne? 671 00:39:58,778 --> 00:39:59,658 br. 672 00:39:59,738 --> 00:40:01,659 Ovaj put sam te zapravo ošamario. 673 00:40:01,938 --> 00:40:04,298 Kako si uopće mogao mislite na nešto tako prljavo? 674 00:40:04,378 --> 00:40:08,058 Dušo, učinio sam previše dobrih stvari - 675 00:40:08,338 --> 00:40:09,818 vrijeme je da učiniš nešto prljavo. 676 00:40:10,578 --> 00:40:11,618 ali... 677 00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,418 Ošamario si me, zar ne? 678 00:40:14,698 --> 00:40:15,218 Fino. 679 00:40:15,378 --> 00:40:16,298 Nema problema. 680 00:40:16,658 --> 00:40:17,698 Bapu je rekao, 681 00:40:18,378 --> 00:40:19,858 kad te neko lupi po jednom obrazu, 682 00:40:20,498 --> 00:40:21,898 ponuditi drugu. 683 00:40:25,498 --> 00:40:26,538 Hvala. 684 00:40:28,938 --> 00:40:29,898 Hvala ti, Bapu. 685 00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:32,018 Bapu? 686 00:40:34,538 --> 00:40:36,418 Što radiš, ljubavi? 687 00:40:36,618 --> 00:40:38,298 Stavljanje telefona na nečujno... 688 00:40:38,378 --> 00:40:39,938 jer ću postati nasilan. 689 00:40:40,018 --> 00:40:40,778 nasilan? 690 00:40:40,858 --> 00:40:42,498 Da danas nije bilo Gokul Ashtami, 691 00:40:42,578 --> 00:40:44,698 Razbio bih vas glava umjesto ovog lonca! 692 00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:47,538 Ali dušo, rekla si da bih trebao biti muž kao Kaamraj! 693 00:40:47,658 --> 00:40:50,218 A ova "ideja" je došla od Kaamraja! 694 00:40:50,298 --> 00:40:52,418 S Kaamrajom ću se pozabaviti kasnije. 695 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:55,018 Čuli ste za Bobbita, zar ne? 696 00:40:55,298 --> 00:40:57,138 Bobby... Deol? 697 00:40:57,378 --> 00:40:58,498 Sunny Sirov brat? 698 00:40:58,578 --> 00:41:01,498 Ni Bobby ni Sunny - Bobbit! 699 00:41:02,258 --> 00:41:04,458 Sunny Sir upravo je iščupao ručnu pumpu. 700 00:41:04,538 --> 00:41:04,898 Da. 701 00:41:04,978 --> 00:41:10,218 Gospođa Bobbit nasjeckana s muževe pumpe! 702 00:41:14,018 --> 00:41:15,378 Povijest je puna primjera - 703 00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:18,538 kad god oženjen čovjek izgubio fokus na svoju ženu, 704 00:41:19,258 --> 00:41:20,618 njegova kobasica je isjeckana! 705 00:41:20,698 --> 00:41:21,378 Da. 706 00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:23,498 Mislio sam da ćemo dobiti ljubavnu vizu - 707 00:41:23,578 --> 00:41:25,178 eruptirao bi vulkan želje! 708 00:41:25,258 --> 00:41:25,978 Da. 709 00:41:26,058 --> 00:41:29,698 Ali moj se vulkan ugasio. 710 00:41:30,618 --> 00:41:32,698 Bindiya me jako ošamarila, 711 00:41:32,778 --> 00:41:35,978 svakoga tko treba njezine otiske prstiju može skenirati moje obraze. 712 00:41:36,538 --> 00:41:37,298 Izgled! Izgled! 713 00:41:37,911 --> 00:41:40,696 Dobro da je danas Eid-e-Milad a ne Bakri-bajram - 714 00:41:40,776 --> 00:41:43,034 inače bi me Gita prerezala- 715 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:46,130 Ako ikad varam u snovima, 716 00:41:46,210 --> 00:41:48,050 Ja to radim s Meetom. 717 00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:50,890 Ne mogu vjerovati da me pitao za ovako nešto. 718 00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:53,490 Uvijek sam vidio Prema kao bogolikog čovjeka - 719 00:41:53,850 --> 00:41:55,610 ispada da je on samo despot. 720 00:41:55,690 --> 00:41:56,970 Uopće me ne čudi. 721 00:41:57,330 --> 00:42:00,330 Jeste li ikada primijetili kako naš kako se muževi ponašaju u blizini žena? 722 00:42:00,610 --> 00:42:02,170 Počnu sliniti. 723 00:42:03,170 --> 00:42:07,250 Oči im podivljaju. 724 00:42:08,490 --> 00:42:13,810 Ponašaju se kao izgladnjeli ljudi koji je upravo pozvan na gozbu. 725 00:42:14,612 --> 00:42:16,210 Bok cure. 726 00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:20,210 Bok. 727 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:29,730 Jeste li se ikada zapitali zašto se tako ponašaju? 728 00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:34,130 Svaki muškarac misli svoju ženu je kao mobilni telefon - 729 00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:36,290 da je još malo pričekao, 730 00:42:36,370 --> 00:42:38,050 mogao je nabaviti bolji model. 731 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:41,250 Pogledaj desno. 732 00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:46,130 Ona dvojica - definitivno muž i žena. 733 00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:47,490 Da... da. 734 00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:48,450 Da. 735 00:42:48,530 --> 00:42:51,090 On je definitivno muž, ali ne njezina. 736 00:42:51,890 --> 00:42:53,970 - Ona je njegova djevojka. - Što? 737 00:42:54,170 --> 00:42:54,970 br. 738 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,330 Ne vjeruješ mi? 739 00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:59,450 Hajde, isprobajmo ga. 740 00:43:00,570 --> 00:43:01,650 ne znam 741 00:43:02,890 --> 00:43:03,450 Zdravo? 742 00:43:03,530 --> 00:43:04,650 Da, slušaj. 743 00:43:04,730 --> 00:43:06,890 Došao sam u restoran Olive na večeru. 744 00:43:06,970 --> 00:43:09,570 Upravo sam vidio vašeg muža ovdje. 745 00:43:09,930 --> 00:43:11,610 Sjedi sa svojom djevojkom. 746 00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:12,490 Siđi brzo dolje - 747 00:43:12,570 --> 00:43:14,330 uhvatite muža na djelu! 748 00:43:14,410 --> 00:43:16,450 - Što... - Uhvatite muža na djelu! 749 00:43:16,530 --> 00:43:18,890 Trčanje! Trčanje! Bježi odavde! 750 00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:21,530 O moj Bože! 751 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:28,130 Što? 752 00:43:28,210 --> 00:43:31,290 Kad me Kaamraj upitao za ljubavnu vizu, 753 00:43:31,930 --> 00:43:34,810 Bio sam ljući od sve trojice vas zajedno. 754 00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:38,370 Ali onda sam shvatio - 755 00:43:38,570 --> 00:43:42,890 Kaamraj je barem bio dovoljno pošten da me pitaš za dopuštenje. 756 00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:47,450 Mogao je lako otići iza moja leđa i imao aferu. 757 00:43:48,890 --> 00:43:50,450 Što pokušavaš reći? 758 00:43:50,530 --> 00:43:53,130 Vaši muževi nisu poput tih muškaraca. 759 00:43:53,610 --> 00:43:57,090 Barem su priznali njihove želje tebi - 760 00:43:57,170 --> 00:43:58,730 tražili su Ljubavnu vizu. 761 00:43:58,810 --> 00:44:00,610 Da. 762 00:44:00,890 --> 00:44:03,610 Pa... što ćemo sada? 763 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:30,090 Najvažnija stvar u svakom braku je povjerenje. 764 00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:37,450 Zato hvala na povjerenju nas sa svojim zahtjevom. 765 00:44:40,930 --> 00:44:46,130 Da su naši muževi otišli iza naša leđa i imali afere, 766 00:44:46,210 --> 00:44:48,450 nikad to ne bismo tolerirali. 767 00:44:52,330 --> 00:44:57,730 Ali ste nas trojica pošteno došli i tražio dopuštenje 768 00:44:58,530 --> 00:45:00,890 - i to doista cijenimo. 769 00:45:03,570 --> 00:45:08,330 Možda nešto nedostaje u našim brakovima - 770 00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:12,210 nešto što vas je izjednačilo razmislite o Love Visi. 771 00:45:13,770 --> 00:45:18,730 A ako Kaamrajev i Menkin brak traje deset godina 772 00:45:19,210 --> 00:45:28,250 zbog ovoga, onda tamo mora biti nešto stvarno za to. 773 00:45:39,770 --> 00:45:41,770 misliš... 774 00:45:41,850 --> 00:45:45,650 Vi nam zapravo dajete ljubavnu vizu? 775 00:45:45,730 --> 00:45:46,650 Što? 776 00:45:52,090 --> 00:45:55,050 Dajemo vam troje Love Visa na tjedan dana. 777 00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:58,130 Ovaj tjedan ste slobodni ispuniti svoje fantazije i želje. 778 00:46:01,330 --> 00:46:04,690 Za ovaj tjedan, možete imati sve Masti koje želite. 779 00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:07,930 Zapravo, možete imati Grand Masti 780 00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:10,410 - čak i Great Grand Masti. 781 00:46:21,170 --> 00:46:22,850 - Dušo... - Dušo... 782 00:46:22,930 --> 00:46:24,170 - Dušo... - Dušo... 783 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:25,730 - Dušo... - Dušo... 784 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,290 'Masti 4'. 785 00:46:35,490 --> 00:46:48,450 Kad prođe lijepa žena, 786 00:47:08,530 --> 00:47:14,686 Kad prođe lijepa žena, 787 00:47:15,610 --> 00:47:19,290 Kad prođe prekrasna žena, 788 00:47:19,530 --> 00:47:23,290 glas odjekuje iz dubine... 789 00:47:23,450 --> 00:47:30,490 Drži je, drži je, drži je blizu. 790 00:47:30,570 --> 00:47:34,050 uhvati je za ruku, ne puštaj je. 791 00:47:34,130 --> 00:47:37,610 Drži je blizu, ne daj joj da izmakne. 792 00:47:37,690 --> 00:47:41,290 uhvati je za ruku, ne puštaj je. 793 00:47:41,370 --> 00:47:44,690 Drži je blizu, ne daj joj da izmakne. 794 00:47:44,810 --> 00:47:48,210 Kad prođe prekrasna žena, 795 00:47:48,290 --> 00:47:52,250 glas odjekuje iz dubine... 796 00:47:52,330 --> 00:47:55,650 uhvati je za ruku, ne puštaj je. 797 00:47:55,730 --> 00:47:59,130 Drži je blizu, ne daj joj da izmakne. 798 00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:02,850 uhvati je za ruku, ne puštaj je. 799 00:48:02,930 --> 00:48:06,570 Drži je blizu, ne daj joj da izmakne. 800 00:48:27,690 --> 00:48:31,650 Privlači me svaka žena koju vidim. 801 00:48:31,730 --> 00:48:35,490 Moje misli kreću u pogrešnom smjeru. 802 00:48:38,410 --> 00:48:42,450 Privlači me svaka žena koju vidim. 803 00:48:42,570 --> 00:48:46,050 Moje misli kreću u pogrešnom smjeru. 804 00:48:46,130 --> 00:48:53,210 Ostajem miran u blizini doktora, ali mi sestre dižu temperaturu. 805 00:48:53,290 --> 00:48:56,850 Muškarci su uvijek spremni- uvijek pripremljen. 806 00:48:56,970 --> 00:48:59,850 Istina je da smo Majnuovi mentori. 807 00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:01,970 Mi smo njegovi mentori. 808 00:49:02,050 --> 00:49:08,130 Kad graciozna žena zanjiše bokovima, 809 00:49:09,090 --> 00:49:12,810 Kad graciozna žena zanjiše bokovima, 810 00:49:12,890 --> 00:49:16,690 glas odjekuje iz dubine... 811 00:49:16,770 --> 00:49:23,490 Drži je, drži je, drži je blizu. 812 00:49:23,730 --> 00:49:27,450 Uhvati je za ruku, ne puštaj je. 813 00:49:27,570 --> 00:49:31,090 Drži je, drži je, drži je blizu. 814 00:49:31,170 --> 00:49:34,690 Uhvati je za ruku, ne puštaj je. 815 00:49:34,770 --> 00:49:37,930 Drži je, drži je, drži je blizu. 816 00:49:38,010 --> 00:49:44,170 Kad prođe lijepa žena, 817 00:49:45,130 --> 00:49:48,850 Kad prođe lijepa žena, 818 00:49:48,930 --> 00:49:52,650 glas odjekuje iz dubine... 819 00:49:52,810 --> 00:49:59,890 Drži je, drži je, drži je blizu. 820 00:49:59,970 --> 00:50:03,490 Uhvati je za ruku, ne puštaj je. 821 00:50:03,570 --> 00:50:07,170 Drži je, drži je, drži je blizu. 822 00:50:33,172 --> 00:50:34,732 Danas je sedmi dan, upoznajte se. 823 00:50:34,812 --> 00:50:37,213 Vaša sreća nije bila sjajna ovaj tjedan. 824 00:50:37,532 --> 00:50:40,132 Ponestaje šibica za Love Visa Week? 825 00:50:40,653 --> 00:50:41,972 Niste dobili niti jednu marku? 826 00:50:42,052 --> 00:50:43,572 Zdravo. 827 00:50:57,183 --> 00:50:58,383 Jesi li ovdje? 828 00:50:59,543 --> 00:51:00,943 Jesi li ovdje? 829 00:51:01,823 --> 00:51:03,663 Tražio sam za vas šest dana. 830 00:51:03,743 --> 00:51:06,903 Šest dana? Zašto? 831 00:51:07,023 --> 00:51:07,943 Da. 832 00:51:08,263 --> 00:51:11,543 Za moju probnu vožnju! 833 00:51:11,623 --> 00:51:15,623 Dat ću ti probnu vožnju. 834 00:51:19,383 --> 00:51:20,423 - Ups - - Ups. 835 00:51:20,823 --> 00:51:24,983 Vozačka dozvola je u mojoj spavaćoj sobi. 836 00:51:25,144 --> 00:51:26,223 Spavaća soba? 837 00:51:27,223 --> 00:51:31,183 Onda idemo do tvoje kuće i uzmemo ga. 838 00:51:31,263 --> 00:51:31,783 Idemo. 839 00:51:31,863 --> 00:51:33,823 Ljubavna viza. Ljubavna viza. Ljubavna viza. Sretnik ja. 840 00:51:33,903 --> 00:51:34,863 Dopusti mi. 841 00:51:35,343 --> 00:51:36,463 Dakle, u čemu je problem? 842 00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:40,183 doktore, Želim se zabaviti s mladom ženom. 843 00:51:41,423 --> 00:51:42,863 To može uzrokovati smrt. 844 00:51:42,943 --> 00:51:44,623 Spreman sam umrijeti. 845 00:51:44,863 --> 00:51:45,383 Što? 846 00:51:45,463 --> 00:51:47,543 Zdravo doktore. 847 00:51:56,063 --> 00:51:57,343 Zdravo. 848 00:52:01,463 --> 00:52:02,383 Molim te dođi. 849 00:52:02,823 --> 00:52:03,663 Molim te dođi. 850 00:52:04,263 --> 00:52:05,183 Molim. 851 00:52:06,263 --> 00:52:06,943 Molim te sjedni. 852 00:52:07,103 --> 00:52:08,543 Hvala doktore. 853 00:52:10,383 --> 00:52:12,263 koji je tvoj problem 854 00:52:12,343 --> 00:52:16,663 Zapravo, radim u Happy Thai salonu za masažu. 855 00:52:16,823 --> 00:52:21,143 Nakon cjelodnevne masaže, 856 00:52:21,463 --> 00:52:23,543 počinju me boljeti prsti. 857 00:52:24,423 --> 00:52:25,503 Sretan salon za tajlandsku masažu? 858 00:52:27,183 --> 00:52:28,503 Dakle, doktore. 859 00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:30,503 Zašto ne dođeš kasnije? 860 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:34,263 Olakšat ću ti svu bol vrlo, 861 00:52:34,343 --> 00:52:37,223 vrlo sretna masaža. 862 00:52:37,383 --> 00:52:39,343 Čak bih i ja htio jednu! 863 00:52:42,103 --> 00:52:44,463 Evo mog savjeta - izađi, 864 00:52:44,543 --> 00:52:47,343 skrenite desno, zatim ravno i lijevo. 865 00:52:47,423 --> 00:52:48,823 Tamo ćete pronaći mjesto za kremiranje. 866 00:52:49,063 --> 00:52:51,743 Držao sam lomaču samo za tebe... 867 00:52:51,823 --> 00:52:53,663 lezi i počivaj u miru! 868 00:52:53,783 --> 00:52:55,103 Sada izlazi van! 869 00:52:57,223 --> 00:52:59,063 Ovi momci imaju po dvije grbe, 870 00:52:59,463 --> 00:53:01,423 a ja ni nemam. 871 00:53:01,743 --> 00:53:04,183 I sedam dana od Love Visa su skoro gotove. 872 00:53:07,543 --> 00:53:08,543 da... 873 00:53:31,623 --> 00:53:32,703 gospodine Amar? 874 00:53:33,183 --> 00:53:33,583 Da? 875 00:53:33,663 --> 00:53:36,583 Ja sam Rozy, nova čuvarica zoološkog vrta. 876 00:53:36,663 --> 00:53:39,023 Novi čuvar zoološkog vrta? 877 00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:40,063 Vau. 878 00:53:40,903 --> 00:53:44,823 Ali raniji čuvar radio ovdje godinama- 879 00:53:45,183 --> 00:53:47,783 kako si ušao? 880 00:53:47,863 --> 00:53:51,783 Rekli su da nemam šanse... 881 00:53:52,063 --> 00:53:54,983 dok nisam pokazao svoje kvalifikacije. 882 00:53:55,303 --> 00:53:56,663 Kvalifikacije? 883 00:53:56,823 --> 00:54:01,623 Ja sam najbolji diplomant zoologije, stručnjak za psihologiju životinja, 884 00:54:01,983 --> 00:54:04,143 ima diplomu veterinara, 885 00:54:04,223 --> 00:54:08,303 i doktorat iz područja životinja Očuvanje i biološka raznolikost. 886 00:54:09,103 --> 00:54:13,223 Sam sam i živim sam u svom stanu. 887 00:54:13,463 --> 00:54:14,023 Što? 888 00:54:14,103 --> 00:54:17,063 I... Pijem i-pill svako jutro. 889 00:54:17,743 --> 00:54:19,743 S takvim kvalifikacijama, 890 00:54:19,943 --> 00:54:21,983 svatko bi te zaposlio. 891 00:54:24,143 --> 00:54:28,343 Dakle, koja si ti životinja raditi s danas? 892 00:54:28,503 --> 00:54:31,903 Najopasniji od svih- ljudi. 893 00:54:32,463 --> 00:54:34,703 U životu mu trebaju samo dvije stvari- 894 00:54:35,423 --> 00:54:38,543 njegova Rozy i obrok. 895 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:41,343 I donijela sam svoj ručak. 896 00:54:41,543 --> 00:54:47,263 Da vidimo što još donio si. 897 00:54:51,826 --> 00:54:53,057 nešto... 898 00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:57,330 Nije to što misliš. 899 00:55:00,945 --> 00:55:01,785 Što je to? 900 00:55:02,627 --> 00:55:04,876 Posebni feromoni. 901 00:55:05,196 --> 00:55:05,996 Feromoni? 902 00:55:06,076 --> 00:55:09,956 Da. To je kao Viagra za životinje. 903 00:55:10,236 --> 00:55:16,596 Poprskajte ga i sve u blizini stvorenje postaje nemirno. 904 00:55:16,756 --> 00:55:20,516 Ukratko, potiče sindikalni instinkt. 905 00:55:24,356 --> 00:55:25,356 sta to radis 906 00:55:42,236 --> 00:55:45,756 Doktore, ova masaža je jedinstvena. 907 00:55:46,356 --> 00:55:48,556 I znate li što je tu jedinstveno? 908 00:55:48,756 --> 00:55:49,356 Što? 909 00:55:49,476 --> 00:55:53,316 Sva krv u tvom tijelu žuri na jedno mjesto. 910 00:55:54,196 --> 00:55:55,356 Apsolutno točno. 911 00:55:55,436 --> 00:55:58,836 Krv šiklja na samo jedan dio. 912 00:55:59,916 --> 00:56:02,436 Kao i moj. 913 00:56:02,836 --> 00:56:04,476 Mislim da imaš upalu grla. 914 00:56:04,556 --> 00:56:07,876 Ne moje grlo- to je nešto drugo. 915 00:56:09,516 --> 00:56:10,876 dušo... 916 00:56:16,196 --> 00:56:19,036 Sestra- Mislim, gospodine- što želiš? 917 00:56:19,396 --> 00:56:20,916 Želim te. 918 00:56:21,236 --> 00:56:21,876 Mi? 919 00:56:21,996 --> 00:56:23,916 Zar nemate muškaraca u obitelji? 920 00:56:24,116 --> 00:56:26,756 Da, ali nitko nije tako šarmantan kao ti. 921 00:56:40,196 --> 00:56:42,676 Slijep, ali hrabar. 922 00:56:42,916 --> 00:56:45,196 S ovako primamljivim društvom, 923 00:56:45,556 --> 00:56:48,836 večeras će biti vatromet. 924 00:56:51,316 --> 00:56:53,516 Samo ću osvježiti šminku. 925 00:56:53,596 --> 00:56:59,276 Dobra ideja - pripremite se za predstavu. 926 00:56:59,356 --> 00:57:00,356 Dođi brzo. 927 00:57:01,916 --> 00:57:04,796 Upoznaj, srećono... 928 00:57:09,556 --> 00:57:12,556 Uživaj, on je tvoj. 929 00:57:13,916 --> 00:57:14,756 Ona je ovdje. 930 00:57:15,396 --> 00:57:16,236 Ona je ovdje. 931 00:57:19,756 --> 00:57:21,876 Te noge... 932 00:57:23,836 --> 00:57:26,916 taj tanki struk... 933 00:57:28,396 --> 00:57:31,036 taj sjaj mladosti... 934 00:57:31,356 --> 00:57:34,596 Rose Mary, povedi me danas. 935 00:57:55,276 --> 00:57:56,476 Čekaj- 936 00:58:01,606 --> 00:58:02,756 ovi zubi nisu moji! 937 00:58:08,636 --> 00:58:11,316 Kako si prošao od Rose Mary do polumrtvog? 938 00:58:11,396 --> 00:58:13,276 Mama! Baka! Prabaka! 939 00:58:16,796 --> 00:58:19,596 - Želim da me izluđuješ. - Ludo. 940 00:58:20,156 --> 00:58:21,556 Luđe. 941 00:58:21,636 --> 00:58:22,516 Luđe. 942 00:58:22,596 --> 00:58:25,876 Želim iznijeti životinju unutar mene. 943 00:58:26,316 --> 00:58:27,476 životinja... 944 00:58:27,556 --> 00:58:30,636 Najdivlja životinja ikad. 945 00:58:42,234 --> 00:58:44,836 Pusti! Pusti! 946 00:58:50,716 --> 00:58:52,156 Otiđi. Otiđi. 947 00:59:05,116 --> 00:59:07,075 pus pus 948 00:59:10,734 --> 00:59:13,048 Ne, ne, što radiš? 949 00:59:14,689 --> 00:59:16,283 pus 950 01:00:05,675 --> 01:00:07,915 Trčanje! Trčanje! 951 01:00:08,118 --> 01:00:09,145 Trčanje! 952 01:00:17,156 --> 01:00:18,956 Što kraljica Elizabeta radi tamo? 953 01:00:19,036 --> 01:00:19,996 Kraljica Elizabeta? 954 01:00:20,276 --> 01:00:21,876 Spremljeno! Spremljeno! Spremljeno! 955 01:00:22,276 --> 01:00:25,396 Uhvaćen! Uhvaćen! Uhvaćen! 956 01:00:25,476 --> 01:00:26,836 Rose Mary. Napola mrtav? 957 01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:28,036 Ostavite me. 958 01:00:28,116 --> 01:00:30,476 Ne, ne. 959 01:00:59,676 --> 01:01:01,356 Ne! 960 01:01:07,516 --> 01:01:09,956 Unija! 961 01:01:25,516 --> 01:01:28,716 Usput, Amar, kakav je bio tvoj tjedan? 962 01:01:29,156 --> 01:01:31,316 Fantastičan. 963 01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:31,996 Vaš? 964 01:01:32,076 --> 01:01:33,676 Sjajno. 965 01:01:35,876 --> 01:01:36,796 I moj također. 966 01:01:38,316 --> 01:01:43,036 Pogledaj ta blistava lica- pravi šampioni. 967 01:01:43,516 --> 01:01:46,236 Momci koji dobiju jedan besplatni pogodak u životu imaju sreće, 968 01:01:46,316 --> 01:01:49,236 ali ti imaš cijelu igru moći! 969 01:01:49,916 --> 01:01:52,276 Reci mi, kakva je bila utakmica? 970 01:01:53,676 --> 01:01:56,556 Pogodio sam toliko granica 971 01:02:01,956 --> 01:02:04,236 Sada mogu braniti čak i potpuno bacanje. 972 01:02:04,316 --> 01:02:05,636 Lijepo! a ti 973 01:02:05,902 --> 01:02:08,476 Moja igra je bila stara, 974 01:02:12,876 --> 01:02:18,596 ali zakačio sam svakog izbacivača izvan parka. 975 01:02:18,676 --> 01:02:19,996 To je duh! 976 01:02:20,796 --> 01:02:21,796 a ti 977 01:02:21,916 --> 01:02:23,236 Što da kažem? 978 01:02:23,316 --> 01:02:24,116 Molim te reci mi. 979 01:02:24,196 --> 01:02:25,156 reci mi reci mi 980 01:02:25,236 --> 01:02:26,276 Kako da to kažem? 981 01:02:26,356 --> 01:02:27,236 Recite kako god želite. 982 01:02:27,596 --> 01:02:29,436 Moja izvedba me učinila životinja utakmice, 983 01:02:29,516 --> 01:02:31,316 ne igrač utakmice. 984 01:02:31,396 --> 01:02:32,396 Dobro! 985 01:02:35,036 --> 01:02:36,636 Ne... 986 01:02:37,316 --> 01:02:38,916 Sindikat! 987 01:02:39,396 --> 01:02:43,076 Amar! Amar! Amar! 988 01:02:43,156 --> 01:02:44,476 mogu te čuti- 989 01:02:44,676 --> 01:02:45,716 Nisam gluh! 990 01:02:47,396 --> 01:02:51,476 Čini se da ste uživali taj Love Visa punim plućima. 991 01:02:51,556 --> 01:02:52,556 Stvarno si uspio. 992 01:02:53,276 --> 01:02:56,276 naprotiv- ljubavna viza nas je prikovala. 993 01:02:56,996 --> 01:02:58,756 tako sam ponosan na tebe... dušo! 994 01:03:18,236 --> 01:03:20,036 Dođi ovamo, dušo. 995 01:03:28,476 --> 01:03:31,236 Bindiya, dušo-gdje si troje ide s tim koferima? 996 01:03:31,396 --> 01:03:33,396 Idemo na odmor. 997 01:03:34,356 --> 01:03:36,156 Odmor? Savršeno - dolazimo i mi! 998 01:03:36,236 --> 01:03:37,476 Da, super ideja. 999 01:03:37,756 --> 01:03:40,436 Nismo bili na zajednički odmor godinama. 1000 01:03:40,516 --> 01:03:41,876 Idemo se pakirati. 1001 01:03:42,116 --> 01:03:43,156 oprosti- 1002 01:03:44,516 --> 01:03:47,956 viza za ovo putovanje je samo za nas. 1003 01:03:51,476 --> 01:03:52,276 Značenje? 1004 01:03:52,516 --> 01:03:54,276 Uživali ste u tjednu. 1005 01:03:54,356 --> 01:03:55,156 Da. 1006 01:03:55,276 --> 01:03:57,316 Sada je naš red za ljubavnu vizu. 1007 01:03:57,396 --> 01:03:58,396 Što? 1008 01:03:59,396 --> 01:03:59,916 Lijepo. 1009 01:03:59,996 --> 01:04:01,156 - Da. - Da. 1010 01:04:01,236 --> 01:04:02,836 Jeste li stvarno mislili 1011 01:04:03,036 --> 01:04:05,836 Menka je jedina tko daje ljubavnu vizu Kaamraju? 1012 01:04:05,916 --> 01:04:06,756 Da. 1013 01:04:07,156 --> 01:04:10,396 Čak i Kaamraj daje jedan Menki svake godine. 1014 01:04:10,476 --> 01:04:11,276 Zašto? 1015 01:04:11,356 --> 01:04:17,076 Jer ne možeš pljeskati sa jedna ruka - trebate obje. 1016 01:04:17,236 --> 01:04:19,436 Ti si razlog zašto mi ušao u ovaj nered! 1017 01:04:19,556 --> 01:04:20,956 Niste li nas mogli ranije upozoriti? 1018 01:04:21,036 --> 01:04:22,436 Dolaze čak i kutije cigareta s upozorenjima. 1019 01:04:22,516 --> 01:04:24,036 - Točno- - "Pušenje šteti zdravlju." 1020 01:04:24,116 --> 01:04:24,676 Da. 1021 01:04:24,836 --> 01:04:27,116 Ali prestanete li pušiti nakon što to pročitate? 1022 01:04:27,196 --> 01:04:28,636 Odustali bismo da smo prije znali! 1023 01:04:28,716 --> 01:04:31,436 Nikada ne bismo pali za ovu zamku Love Visa. 1024 01:04:31,516 --> 01:04:34,716 Zaboravi ljubavnu vizu, poderali bismo svoje putovnice. 1025 01:04:34,796 --> 01:04:35,836 - da - Što si učinio? 1026 01:04:36,036 --> 01:04:39,436 Oprosti, ali idemo na aerodrom. 1027 01:04:39,556 --> 01:04:40,436 Zračna luka? 1028 01:04:40,556 --> 01:04:42,236 Očistit ćemo sigurnost- 1029 01:04:42,316 --> 01:04:43,236 Sigurnost? 1030 01:04:43,396 --> 01:04:47,076 I poletite s našom Love Visom! 1031 01:04:47,236 --> 01:04:48,396 Skinuti? 1032 01:04:48,716 --> 01:04:50,236 Vidimo se za tjedan dana, dečki. 1033 01:04:50,476 --> 01:04:52,476 Muževi su se zabavljali... 1034 01:04:53,156 --> 01:04:55,316 sada je red na supruge! 1035 01:04:56,316 --> 01:04:57,996 - Uživaj. - Uživajte, cure. 1036 01:04:58,076 --> 01:04:59,236 - Slušaj me. - Bok! 1037 01:04:59,316 --> 01:05:00,436 - Bok! - Zbogom, zabavite se! 1038 01:05:00,516 --> 01:05:02,036 kamo ideš Bindiya! 1039 01:05:04,356 --> 01:05:05,396 Gita. 1040 01:05:07,036 --> 01:05:07,876 Gita. 1041 01:05:07,956 --> 01:05:08,836 - Aanchal! - Gita! 1042 01:05:09,076 --> 01:05:09,636 Bindiya! 1043 01:05:09,716 --> 01:05:10,836 - Gita! - Aanchal! 1044 01:05:10,916 --> 01:05:12,356 - Bindiya! - Gita! 1045 01:05:18,276 --> 01:05:20,077 Zašto tako buljiš u mene? 1046 01:05:20,276 --> 01:05:21,476 Ideja. 1047 01:05:21,556 --> 01:05:23,156 ideja... 1048 01:05:23,236 --> 01:05:28,076 Zahvaljujući tebi, bili smo veličanstveno nasamaren po četvrti put. 1049 01:05:37,144 --> 01:05:38,304 prem... 1050 01:05:39,424 --> 01:05:43,224 Dakle, ništa se nije dogodilo u salonu za masažu? 1051 01:05:43,304 --> 01:05:44,584 Hvala Bogu ništa se nije dogodilo. 1052 01:05:44,664 --> 01:05:45,744 Ono što sam mislio da je tajlandski, 1053 01:05:45,824 --> 01:05:47,224 ispalo da je frajer! 1054 01:05:48,544 --> 01:05:51,264 Čak su i mene prevarili. 1055 01:05:52,184 --> 01:05:53,944 Moj je bio tako star... 1056 01:05:54,024 --> 01:05:56,224 da nije znala da joj je godina 1057 01:05:56,304 --> 01:05:59,064 proći je već prošlo. 1058 01:06:01,024 --> 01:06:01,864 a ti 1059 01:06:04,424 --> 01:06:05,664 hulje. 1060 01:06:06,664 --> 01:06:08,464 Barem su tvoji bili ljudi. 1061 01:06:08,624 --> 01:06:10,987 Bio sam opustošen čitavo životinjsko carstvo. 1062 01:06:11,264 --> 01:06:11,784 Što? 1063 01:06:11,864 --> 01:06:13,384 Od svinje do zeca... 1064 01:06:13,584 --> 01:06:15,064 Svaki mi je lupao meso. 1065 01:06:15,584 --> 01:06:18,224 Hvala Bogu slonu i nilskom konju 1066 01:06:18,304 --> 01:06:19,864 bili zatvoreni u kavezu. 1067 01:06:20,384 --> 01:06:22,864 - Inače bih bio... - Dosta. Dovoljno. 1068 01:06:22,944 --> 01:06:24,424 Shvatili smo. Shvatili smo. 1069 01:06:25,304 --> 01:06:27,544 Što znači... nas troje smo propali, 1070 01:06:28,304 --> 01:06:30,344 ali dobit će lizalicu. 1071 01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:34,504 Muškarci ne dobivaju ništa ni nakon toga milijardu pokušaja. 1072 01:06:34,864 --> 01:06:36,024 Ali cure... 1073 01:06:36,424 --> 01:06:38,984 naći milijardu bez čak i pokušavajući. 1074 01:06:39,264 --> 01:06:40,944 Muškarci su takve bitange, 1075 01:06:41,024 --> 01:06:42,744 ne traže nikoga posebnog. 1076 01:06:42,824 --> 01:06:44,024 Zadovoljavaju se bilo kim običnim. 1077 01:06:44,104 --> 01:06:44,984 Da. 1078 01:06:45,064 --> 01:06:47,584 A naše žene iz više od obični od vrha do vrha. 1079 01:06:47,664 --> 01:06:50,144 Svi će se okomiti na njih kao gladni vukovi. 1080 01:07:09,504 --> 01:07:12,464 Prijatelji, imam ideju. 1081 01:07:19,904 --> 01:07:21,984 - Spustimo ovog psa danas. - da 1082 01:07:23,064 --> 01:07:24,984 I pokopat ćemo njegovo tijelo tako duboko, 1083 01:07:25,064 --> 01:07:27,064 ni njegova duša neće znati gdje je. 1084 01:07:27,864 --> 01:07:28,864 Nećemo ga zakopati. 1085 01:07:29,104 --> 01:07:30,464 Spalit ćemo nitkova. 1086 01:07:31,544 --> 01:07:32,304 Dodaj kutiju šibica. 1087 01:07:32,464 --> 01:07:33,944 Samo naprijed i spali me, zakopaj me. 1088 01:07:34,024 --> 01:07:36,384 Ali kad šogorica Bindiya 1089 01:07:36,464 --> 01:07:37,744 s pečatom ljubavne vize, umrijet ćeš od srama. 1090 01:07:37,824 --> 01:07:38,704 a ti... 1091 01:07:38,784 --> 01:07:40,624 Kad je šogorica Aanchal vraća se pocrnjelog lica, 1092 01:07:40,704 --> 01:07:42,184 gdje ćeš lice sakriti? 1093 01:07:42,264 --> 01:07:43,504 Što pokušavaš reći? 1094 01:07:43,584 --> 01:07:45,264 Pokušavam to reći, prijatelji, 1095 01:07:45,344 --> 01:07:47,024 trebali bismo zaustaviti naše žene. 1096 01:07:47,104 --> 01:07:47,784 Da. 1097 01:07:47,864 --> 01:07:51,064 Stvarnost je, nije važna koliko puta muškarci 1098 01:07:51,224 --> 01:07:52,384 varaju svoje žene, 1099 01:07:52,544 --> 01:07:54,664 znaju da će im žena oprosti im. 1100 01:07:54,744 --> 01:07:56,944 Ali kad žena ima aferu vani, 1101 01:07:57,024 --> 01:07:59,794 - nijedan muškarac to ne može tolerirati. - Ne. 1102 01:07:59,874 --> 01:08:02,744 Moramo spriječiti naše žene da imaju Masti. 1103 01:08:02,824 --> 01:08:04,224 - da - da 1104 01:08:05,504 --> 01:08:08,624 Ja, Meet, stavljam ruku na Gitu... 1105 01:08:08,704 --> 01:08:10,824 Gita je moja. Drži ruku na Aanchalu. 1106 01:08:10,904 --> 01:08:12,264 Kad bi barem Aanchal pusti me da je dodirnem, 1107 01:08:12,344 --> 01:08:13,824 Ne bih bio u ovoj situaciji. 1108 01:08:13,904 --> 01:08:14,984 Ostavi to. 1109 01:08:15,064 --> 01:08:18,064 Ja, Amar, stavljam ruku na Bindiju i kunem se, 1110 01:08:18,293 --> 01:08:21,864 da ću je spriječiti da ima zabavno i neće joj dopustiti da sazna. 1111 01:08:22,704 --> 01:08:25,104 - Ja, upoznajem, kunem se... - Čekaj. 1112 01:08:25,344 --> 01:08:27,358 - Zakleo sam se za sve troje. - U redu. 1113 01:08:27,544 --> 01:08:28,991 - Napravimo plan. - U redu. 1114 01:08:32,232 --> 01:08:33,446 Da. 1115 01:08:38,224 --> 01:08:39,944 Slike. Slike MF Hussaina. 1116 01:08:40,024 --> 01:08:40,744 Slike. 1117 01:08:40,824 --> 01:08:42,904 Masaža. Masaža uljem. 1118 01:08:42,984 --> 01:08:45,144 Samo sretno, bez kraja. 1119 01:08:45,704 --> 01:08:47,104 Uštedite malo sitniša u ime Boga. 1120 01:08:47,184 --> 01:08:48,784 Uštedite malo sitniša u ime Boga. 1121 01:08:48,864 --> 01:08:50,144 Uštedite malo sitniša u ime bilo koga, 1122 01:08:50,224 --> 01:08:51,224 ali samo odvoji malo sitniša. 1123 01:09:11,218 --> 01:09:12,138 - Šogorica. - Šogorica. 1124 01:09:12,218 --> 01:09:13,138 Šogorica. 1125 01:09:13,898 --> 01:09:14,818 Dijete? 1126 01:09:15,178 --> 01:09:16,298 dušo... 1127 01:09:16,738 --> 01:09:18,698 dušo! 1128 01:09:42,378 --> 01:09:44,578 - Svi su stari. - Što je to bilo? 1129 01:09:48,018 --> 01:09:49,338 Zašto se osjeća kao 1130 01:09:49,418 --> 01:09:52,738 svi ružni ljudi na svijetu su upravo ovdje. 1131 01:09:52,818 --> 01:09:55,698 Došli smo se zabaviti s ovim muškarcima? 1132 01:09:56,178 --> 01:09:56,858 fuj! 1133 01:09:56,938 --> 01:09:58,898 Želim pocijepati ljubavnu vizu. 1134 01:09:58,978 --> 01:10:01,898 Briljantno, Bože. Hvala. 1135 01:10:02,698 --> 01:10:03,738 hvala Bogu, 1136 01:10:03,818 --> 01:10:05,898 žene imaju klasu i standard. 1137 01:10:06,138 --> 01:10:08,418 Žene samo žele voziti Ferrari. 1138 01:10:08,618 --> 01:10:13,178 Da, a ove djevojke neće čak pronaći Nano ovdje. 1139 01:10:25,898 --> 01:10:26,858 Vau. 1140 01:10:27,458 --> 01:10:31,178 Osjećam se kao Hrithik Roshan 1141 01:10:32,178 --> 01:10:35,618 zajedno s Ivanom Abrahamom napravio ga je. 1142 01:10:35,818 --> 01:10:37,458 Odakle ovaj nitkov? 1143 01:10:37,538 --> 01:10:39,858 Čak bi i muževi bili spremni imati aferu s njim, 1144 01:10:39,938 --> 01:10:41,178 - a kamoli žene. - da 1145 01:10:41,258 --> 01:10:43,178 Sunčeva vrućina čine znojenje ljudi, 1146 01:10:43,378 --> 01:10:47,418 ali ovaj tip je tako zgodan da on tjera čak i sunce da se znoji. 1147 01:10:47,538 --> 01:10:50,098 On je tako zgodan, ako razbijemo jaja o njegovo tijelo, 1148 01:10:50,178 --> 01:10:51,458 pretvorit će se u omlet. 1149 01:10:51,538 --> 01:10:53,018 Upropašteni smo. 1150 01:10:53,127 --> 01:10:54,498 Upropašteni smo. 1151 01:10:54,578 --> 01:10:56,258 Gotovi smo. 1152 01:10:56,719 --> 01:10:58,539 nema nas 1153 01:11:11,475 --> 01:11:12,778 Hej, djevojke. 1154 01:11:13,972 --> 01:11:14,978 Što? 1155 01:11:15,460 --> 01:11:16,978 kako si 1156 01:11:17,058 --> 01:11:18,498 Djevojke ste ovdje na odmoru? 1157 01:11:19,058 --> 01:11:21,178 Pa i ja isto. 1158 01:11:21,818 --> 01:11:24,498 Jer djevojke to jednostavno žele zabavite se. 1159 01:11:26,150 --> 01:11:29,018 Nazovi me. volim te Bok. 1160 01:11:31,498 --> 01:11:33,938 On želi muževe, a ne žene. 1161 01:11:34,018 --> 01:11:36,338 Neće ni jaja ni kokoši... 1162 01:11:36,418 --> 01:11:38,258 On želi kurac. 1163 01:11:38,338 --> 01:11:40,618 Ne, ne pijetao. 1164 01:11:40,778 --> 01:11:43,178 On želi dječaka. 1165 01:11:43,398 --> 01:11:44,538 - Spašeno. - O Bože! 1166 01:11:44,618 --> 01:11:47,898 Ja... idem se presvući 1167 01:11:48,309 --> 01:11:50,058 i pravac na tržnicu. 1168 01:11:50,138 --> 01:11:51,538 Kamo ide? 1169 01:11:52,738 --> 01:11:53,778 i ja odlazim. 1170 01:11:55,099 --> 01:11:57,018 Što ću učiniti sjediti ovdje? 1171 01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:01,258 Dečki...sretno. 1172 01:12:05,136 --> 01:12:07,418 Zdravo, dušo. Izgledaš vruće. 1173 01:12:08,374 --> 01:12:09,498 - tko si ti - Dušo, slušaj me. 1174 01:12:09,578 --> 01:12:11,338 - Ostavi me. - Hajde, dušo. 1175 01:12:11,418 --> 01:12:12,898 Neka mi netko pomogne. 1176 01:12:12,978 --> 01:12:15,338 Usuđuješ se petljati s mojom djevojkom. 1177 01:12:16,218 --> 01:12:18,298 Evo vašeg heroja. 1178 01:12:21,738 --> 01:12:23,978 ne ne 1179 01:12:26,378 --> 01:12:28,858 Ne, neka netko pomogne. 1180 01:12:42,138 --> 01:12:43,968 Molimo bilo koga ovdje. 1181 01:12:56,901 --> 01:12:58,186 molim pomoć! 1182 01:13:26,645 --> 01:13:27,698 Bože moj! 1183 01:13:55,285 --> 01:13:57,778 Je li on britanski kriminalistički majstor Gogo? 1184 01:13:57,999 --> 01:14:00,779 Izvadio je oči da igra klikere. 1185 01:14:03,766 --> 01:14:04,623 hej... 1186 01:14:07,726 --> 01:14:09,938 moja cura... 1187 01:14:12,179 --> 01:14:13,418 Hej dečko! 1188 01:14:13,498 --> 01:14:14,498 dječak... 1189 01:14:14,678 --> 01:14:15,978 Bok, dušo. 1190 01:14:16,058 --> 01:14:17,338 Bok, dušo. 1191 01:14:17,969 --> 01:14:18,978 Ne, hvala. 1192 01:14:22,869 --> 01:14:24,378 Da si pao, 1193 01:14:24,618 --> 01:14:26,058 ti bi se povrijedio. 1194 01:14:26,684 --> 01:14:28,258 I da si se povrijedio, 1195 01:14:28,458 --> 01:14:30,618 odveo bih te do najbliži hitni centar. 1196 01:14:32,178 --> 01:14:33,058 Ambulanta. 1197 01:14:33,658 --> 01:14:34,458 Ambulanta. 1198 01:14:35,806 --> 01:14:36,418 Bolnica. 1199 01:14:36,698 --> 01:14:39,658 Ipak, ti si hindski tako dobar živiš u Velikoj Britaniji. 1200 01:14:39,738 --> 01:14:40,818 Impresioniran sam. 1201 01:14:40,898 --> 01:14:42,578 Zapravo, sviđa mi se Indija. 1202 01:14:43,098 --> 01:14:44,218 I volim Indijance. 1203 01:14:45,098 --> 01:14:47,258 Zato sam napravio tečaj na ČISTOM hindskom. 1204 01:14:47,658 --> 01:14:49,658 Bok. Ja sam Sid Walia. 1205 01:14:50,178 --> 01:14:51,698 Princ dobrih vremena. 1206 01:14:52,058 --> 01:14:52,938 dobar provod. 1207 01:14:57,818 --> 01:14:59,098 dušo... 1208 01:15:38,698 --> 01:15:40,058 Ja sam inspektor Virat. 1209 01:15:41,658 --> 01:15:42,658 A ti si? 1210 01:15:43,018 --> 01:15:43,698 Anuška. 1211 01:15:45,618 --> 01:15:46,658 Mislim Gita. 1212 01:15:46,858 --> 01:15:50,178 Gita. Kako slatko i pobožno ime? 1213 01:15:50,898 --> 01:15:52,218 Jeste li oženjeni? 1214 01:15:53,698 --> 01:15:54,538 bio. 1215 01:15:55,058 --> 01:15:58,938 Ali moja žena je umrla prije par godina. 1216 01:15:59,778 --> 01:16:00,498 Kako? 1217 01:16:01,738 --> 01:16:04,578 Letjela je uokolo helikopter u dolinama. 1218 01:16:04,858 --> 01:16:06,578 Odjednom joj je postalo hladno, 1219 01:16:07,018 --> 01:16:09,618 i slučajno prebacio s ventilatora helikoptera. 1220 01:16:10,258 --> 01:16:12,458 I od tada, Bio sam udovac... 1221 01:16:12,538 --> 01:16:15,098 udovac! Udovac! Udovac! 1222 01:16:15,578 --> 01:16:17,178 Zašto tvoj glas odjekuje? 1223 01:16:17,338 --> 01:16:19,858 Zapravo, rođen sam u dolini. 1224 01:16:20,098 --> 01:16:22,858 Zato moj glas ponekad odjekuje. 1225 01:16:22,938 --> 01:16:25,538 Odjeci. Odjeci. Odjeci. 1226 01:16:25,737 --> 01:16:26,578 Oh. 1227 01:16:26,698 --> 01:16:29,818 Ali... od koga ste bježali? 1228 01:16:30,738 --> 01:16:32,578 Postoji tip sa crvenom kapom, 1229 01:16:32,738 --> 01:16:34,818 koji me je gledao prljavo. 1230 01:16:34,898 --> 01:16:36,138 ne brini. 1231 01:16:36,498 --> 01:16:40,138 Nakon što sam te zagrlio, Idem se dogovoriti s njim. 1232 01:16:52,404 --> 01:16:53,418 Inspektor. 1233 01:16:53,498 --> 01:16:55,458 Jeste li vidjeli djevojku kako prolazi? 1234 01:16:55,698 --> 01:16:57,418 Je li bilo tako krajnje prekrasno? 1235 01:16:57,498 --> 01:16:59,218 prekrasna? prekrasna? prekrasna? 1236 01:16:59,418 --> 01:17:00,378 Da. 1237 01:17:00,498 --> 01:17:02,218 Ali zašto se ponavljaš to tri puta? 1238 01:17:02,298 --> 01:17:03,658 Publika već zna, 1239 01:17:04,058 --> 01:17:05,538 nema potrebe za objašnjenjem. 1240 01:17:08,818 --> 01:17:10,538 Je li pokušavala... 1241 01:17:10,618 --> 01:17:11,778 pobjeći od nekoga? 1242 01:17:11,858 --> 01:17:14,778 pobjeći? pobjeći? pobjeći? 1243 01:17:14,938 --> 01:17:17,978 Da. od mene Mi. Mi. 1244 01:17:18,058 --> 01:17:20,938 Sjajno. Zločinac prihvaća svoj zločin. 1245 01:17:22,069 --> 01:17:22,965 Da, znači? 1246 01:17:31,738 --> 01:17:32,538 Je li to bila tvoja noga? 1247 01:17:32,618 --> 01:17:33,418 Da. 1248 01:17:35,298 --> 01:17:36,138 Lijevi aperkat. 1249 01:17:36,578 --> 01:17:37,498 Desni aperkat. 1250 01:17:38,778 --> 01:17:40,258 Noge su ti veće od zakona. 1251 01:17:47,058 --> 01:17:49,098 Moje vezice su odvezane. 1252 01:18:05,378 --> 01:18:08,938 Pomiriši. Pomiriši. Pomiriši. 1253 01:18:09,378 --> 01:18:11,058 Pomiriši. Pomiriši. 1254 01:18:11,138 --> 01:18:13,338 Pomiriši. Pomiriši. Pomiriši... 1255 01:18:13,418 --> 01:18:14,018 Sada uzmi. 1256 01:18:14,098 --> 01:18:14,938 Uzmi ga. 1257 01:18:20,966 --> 01:18:22,098 O moj Bože. 1258 01:18:40,378 --> 01:18:41,178 Hvala. 1259 01:18:52,098 --> 01:18:53,498 Kamo ide? 1260 01:18:57,017 --> 01:18:58,593 Sakriti. Sakriti. o ne 1261 01:19:00,258 --> 01:19:02,498 Zar te nisam prije vidio? 1262 01:19:02,818 --> 01:19:04,058 Nisam ništa vidio. 1263 01:19:04,218 --> 01:19:05,138 Nisam vidio. 1264 01:19:05,218 --> 01:19:07,178 Godinama nisam ništa vidio. 1265 01:19:07,818 --> 01:19:10,338 Nisam vidjela tvoj narančasti bikini. 1266 01:19:11,178 --> 01:19:13,218 Niti bez bikinija. 1267 01:19:14,218 --> 01:19:15,898 Majko... Majko... 1268 01:19:16,338 --> 01:19:17,298 gospođo... 1269 01:19:17,698 --> 01:19:19,898 nisam vidio Shah Rukh Khanov Jawaan, 1270 01:19:20,378 --> 01:19:21,978 niti Sheilin Jawaani. 1271 01:19:22,578 --> 01:19:26,778 Nisam vidio Brahmastru ili bilo tko bez odjeće. 1272 01:19:27,738 --> 01:19:29,978 Uštedite malo sitniša u ime Boga. 1273 01:19:30,738 --> 01:19:32,298 Daj ga samo meni. 1274 01:19:32,538 --> 01:19:34,138 Ne daj nikome drugome. 1275 01:19:34,938 --> 01:19:36,818 Molim vas, gospođo, molim vas. 1276 01:19:37,618 --> 01:19:40,978 - Otiđi. pusti. - Molim vas, gospođo... 1277 01:19:43,338 --> 01:19:44,538 Gdje je nestala? 1278 01:19:56,938 --> 01:19:59,298 Hej, prosjače! Mičite se! 1279 01:20:01,176 --> 01:20:01,951 BB? 1280 01:20:04,927 --> 01:20:05,727 Koja beba? 1281 01:20:06,013 --> 01:20:07,047 Bhikari brat. 1282 01:20:08,694 --> 01:20:13,207 Tko hrani ove beskućnike u ovoj društvenoj kuhinji? 1283 01:20:14,162 --> 01:20:17,259 On je mesija siromašnih... 1284 01:20:25,401 --> 01:20:27,247 Zaštitnik slabih - 1285 01:20:31,247 --> 01:20:33,007 Spasitelj potrebitih, 1286 01:20:33,127 --> 01:20:36,487 onaj koji ima rusku putovnicu i indijski Aadhar. 1287 01:20:40,047 --> 01:20:41,808 On pljačka bogate... 1288 01:20:43,568 --> 01:20:45,447 i daje siromasima- 1289 01:20:47,367 --> 01:20:48,887 Naš Robin Hood. 1290 01:20:49,007 --> 01:20:52,423 Don Pablo Putinwa! 1291 01:20:55,247 --> 01:20:56,367 Vau. 1292 01:20:56,967 --> 01:20:58,607 Pablo Putinwa! 1293 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:00,407 Pablo Putinwa... 1294 01:21:00,487 --> 01:21:01,927 Pablo. 1295 01:21:02,007 --> 01:21:04,087 Pablo, kakvo ime? 1296 01:22:10,927 --> 01:22:13,967 Cijeli London se može utopiti u tvojim opojnim očima... 1297 01:22:14,367 --> 01:22:16,127 Napravi mi svoju tenisku lopticu 1298 01:22:16,247 --> 01:22:18,367 i postani moja Šarapova. 1299 01:22:19,247 --> 01:22:20,567 Vau... 1300 01:22:20,687 --> 01:22:23,607 svoju osobnost i naglasak. 1301 01:22:23,767 --> 01:22:25,767 Moja mama je iz Khandwe. 1302 01:22:26,607 --> 01:22:29,367 One noći iz Rusije Putin je došao u Khandwa, 1303 01:22:29,687 --> 01:22:31,647 i dovela do veze za jednu noć. 1304 01:22:31,727 --> 01:22:33,292 I tako sam došao na ovaj svijet. 1305 01:22:33,372 --> 01:22:35,287 Bog zna. Bog zna. 1306 01:22:36,051 --> 01:22:37,047 Urdu! 1307 01:22:37,930 --> 01:22:40,859 Te noći, nakon Putina, došao je šejh. 1308 01:22:42,247 --> 01:22:43,447 Habibi. Habibi. 1309 01:22:43,727 --> 01:22:44,847 Uvijek spreman. 1310 01:22:46,367 --> 01:22:48,767 Hvala ti što si me spasio od padanja. 1311 01:22:49,407 --> 01:22:52,167 Zaljubiti se u tvoju ljubav je ono čega se bojim, 1312 01:22:52,527 --> 01:22:54,087 moja Šarapova. 1313 01:23:02,367 --> 01:23:06,727 Twinkle-Twinkle sjaji zvijezdu. 1314 01:23:06,967 --> 01:23:10,847 Nešto me muči, ljubavi moja. 1315 01:23:10,927 --> 01:23:17,941 Trese se, trese se, uže moga srca. 1316 01:23:18,407 --> 01:23:20,567 Što? Dođi opet. 1317 01:23:20,687 --> 01:23:22,487 Večeras je zbroj podsjetnika neuravnotežene jednadžbe 1318 01:23:22,567 --> 01:23:24,007 svojstvena hormonskom disprogramiranje 1319 01:23:24,087 --> 01:23:24,847 problema zvanog ljubav. 1320 01:23:24,927 --> 01:23:26,447 Dok ostaje teret da ga zavodljivo izbjegne. 1321 01:23:26,527 --> 01:23:29,127 Nije neočekivano i nije izvan toga mjera moje kontrole. 1322 01:23:29,207 --> 01:23:32,207 To je kao, nešto slično To je rekao SEX APPEAR (SHAKESPEARE) 1323 01:23:32,327 --> 01:23:33,687 Znam, draga. 1324 01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:45,327 Počeli smo s Mastijem, 1325 01:23:45,407 --> 01:23:47,029 zatim Grand Masti, 1326 01:23:47,109 --> 01:23:48,727 zatim Great Grand Masti... 1327 01:23:48,807 --> 01:23:50,767 Sada je vrijeme za Masti Four! 1328 01:23:50,847 --> 01:23:52,247 Počeli smo s Mastijem, 1329 01:23:52,327 --> 01:23:54,007 zatim Grand Masti, 1330 01:23:54,087 --> 01:23:55,767 zatim Great Grand Masti... 1331 01:23:55,847 --> 01:23:57,767 Sada je vrijeme za Masti Four! 1332 01:23:57,847 --> 01:23:59,767 Ti si poput petarde koja cvrči. 1333 01:24:01,287 --> 01:24:03,567 Eksplozivan poput granate. 1334 01:24:04,407 --> 01:24:06,447 Cvrčiš kao petarda. 1335 01:24:06,527 --> 01:24:08,207 Eksplodirati poput granate. 1336 01:24:08,287 --> 01:24:09,727 Jedan u milijun, dušo. 1337 01:24:09,807 --> 01:24:11,447 Zaista očaravajuće. 1338 01:24:11,527 --> 01:24:13,407 Ja sam Viru, ti si moj Basanti. 1339 01:24:13,487 --> 01:24:15,047 Srce mi trne. 1340 01:24:15,127 --> 01:24:18,407 Neka se moje želje ispune. 1341 01:24:18,487 --> 01:24:20,087 Ti si isušena ptica, 1342 01:24:20,167 --> 01:24:21,927 a ja sam more ljepote. 1343 01:24:22,007 --> 01:24:25,487 Dođi i otpij gutljaj od mene. 1344 01:24:25,567 --> 01:24:29,007 Moja vragolasta ljubavi, dođi me dodirni, 1345 01:24:29,087 --> 01:24:32,407 moj vragolasti ljubavnik. 1346 01:24:32,687 --> 01:24:36,167 Moja nestašna ljubavnica, radi masti, 1347 01:24:36,247 --> 01:24:39,407 moj vragolasti ljubavnik. 1348 01:24:46,647 --> 01:24:48,087 Počeli smo s Mastijem, 1349 01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:49,847 zatim Grand Masti, 1350 01:24:49,927 --> 01:24:51,607 zatim Great Grand Masti... 1351 01:24:51,687 --> 01:24:52,927 Sada je vrijeme za Masti Four! 1352 01:24:53,007 --> 01:24:57,046 Vatrena je tvoja mladost. 1353 01:24:57,126 --> 01:24:58,367 Udara kao pištolj, 1354 01:24:58,447 --> 01:25:00,207 Potpuno je solidan. 1355 01:25:00,287 --> 01:25:04,047 Vi ste jaki i robusni. 1356 01:25:04,127 --> 01:25:07,487 Pun poleta. 1357 01:25:07,687 --> 01:25:11,007 I stvarno zabavno. 1358 01:25:11,287 --> 01:25:14,287 Takva je tvoja magija, to me izluđuje. 1359 01:25:14,367 --> 01:25:17,767 a ja sam nalet vjetra. 1360 01:25:17,847 --> 01:25:21,367 Neka frcaju iskre. 1361 01:25:21,447 --> 01:25:24,887 Moja vragolasta ljubavi, dođi me dodirni, 1362 01:25:24,967 --> 01:25:28,047 moj vragolasti ljubavnik. 1363 01:25:28,487 --> 01:25:31,927 Moja nestašna ljubavnica, radi masti, 1364 01:25:32,007 --> 01:25:35,607 moj vragolasti ljubavnik. 1365 01:25:42,032 --> 01:25:45,967 Koju si mi tabletu stavio u usta? 1366 01:25:46,219 --> 01:25:49,327 Ja sam do ušiju za tebe. 1367 01:25:49,689 --> 01:25:53,087 Od tada je prošlo mnogo godina 1368 01:25:53,167 --> 01:25:56,407 Ukrstio sam puteve s ljubavnikom poput tebe. 1369 01:25:56,487 --> 01:25:58,607 Tvoja mladost... 1370 01:25:59,927 --> 01:26:01,967 ...je kao voda koja teče. 1371 01:26:03,447 --> 01:26:06,807 Moja mladost je kao voda koja teče. 1372 01:26:06,954 --> 01:26:10,367 Dođite i okupajte se. 1373 01:26:10,447 --> 01:26:13,687 Moja vragolasta ljubavi, dođi me dodirni, 1374 01:26:13,767 --> 01:26:17,247 moj vragolasti ljubavnik. 1375 01:26:17,407 --> 01:26:20,847 Moja nestašna ljubavnica, radi masti, 1376 01:26:20,927 --> 01:26:24,007 moj vragolasti ljubavnik. 1377 01:26:28,647 --> 01:26:32,567 Taj ruski Ravi Kishanov ponos se mora razbiti. 1378 01:26:32,887 --> 01:26:35,367 I okrenuti mu život naglavačke. 1379 01:26:35,447 --> 01:26:39,189 Taj Virat je puknuo moja jaja kao Singham 1380 01:26:39,269 --> 01:26:41,607 i pretvorio ga u žvakaću gumu. 1381 01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:44,327 Taj mladić ih je iskopao 1382 01:26:44,541 --> 01:26:51,047 muškim očima prstima ispred mojih očiju. 1383 01:26:53,847 --> 01:26:56,967 Što pokušavaš reći, brate? 1384 01:26:57,189 --> 01:26:58,567 Taj princ dobrih vremena 1385 01:26:58,647 --> 01:27:02,887 izdubio muda od očiju tih siledžija. 1386 01:27:03,367 --> 01:27:06,087 Naše žene odsjele su u ovom hotelu. 1387 01:27:06,627 --> 01:27:10,847 Roon broj 49...59...69! 1388 01:27:10,927 --> 01:27:12,087 Šezdeset i devet. 1389 01:27:12,757 --> 01:27:16,567 Moramo spasiti svoje žene od tih hulja. 1390 01:27:16,647 --> 01:27:21,007 Virat, Sid i Pablo vrlo su opasni. 1391 01:27:21,287 --> 01:27:22,967 I mi trebamo biti oprezni. 1392 01:27:23,047 --> 01:27:27,873 Ljudi, moramo ovo učiniti prerušeni. 1393 01:27:38,127 --> 01:27:39,302 - Draga... - da 1394 01:27:39,382 --> 01:27:42,237 želite li konzumirati grožđe? 1395 01:27:42,527 --> 01:27:43,527 Ne, hvala. 1396 01:27:43,607 --> 01:27:45,967 Usput, donio sam i neke prešano grožđe za vas. 1397 01:27:46,607 --> 01:27:47,527 Prešano grožđe? 1398 01:27:48,126 --> 01:27:49,247 kako se zove 1399 01:27:49,407 --> 01:27:50,447 Što je to? 1400 01:27:50,567 --> 01:27:53,047 Sok, dušo. Sok od grožđa. 1401 01:27:53,247 --> 01:27:54,247 Prokleti asaf. 1402 01:27:54,487 --> 01:27:57,767 Ja ću iscijediti sok i pretvori svoje grožđe u grožđice. 1403 01:27:57,847 --> 01:27:58,447 Grožđice... 1404 01:27:58,527 --> 01:28:00,687 Zvala sam i kolačiće. 1405 01:28:00,767 --> 01:28:03,807 Što...što... 1406 01:28:04,207 --> 01:28:06,327 što je... 1407 01:28:06,407 --> 01:28:08,567 Dušo... ova pljeskavica. 1408 01:28:08,967 --> 01:28:09,767 kolačić. 1409 01:28:09,847 --> 01:28:12,087 Krvavi kolačić. 1410 01:28:20,647 --> 01:28:21,767 Pusti! 1411 01:28:25,047 --> 01:28:27,407 Jeste li i vi to čuli? 1412 01:28:28,167 --> 01:28:30,605 Da, ali nema nikoga u blizini? 1413 01:28:31,687 --> 01:28:34,127 Da, nema nikoga u blizini. 1414 01:28:39,287 --> 01:28:40,407 Pusti! 1415 01:28:44,807 --> 01:28:45,927 - Draga. - da 1416 01:28:46,007 --> 01:28:47,687 Idemo negdje na samoću, 1417 01:28:47,927 --> 01:28:50,007 pa se naša ljubavna igra ne prekida. 1418 01:28:50,167 --> 01:28:51,367 Volim ovo mjesto. 1419 01:28:51,447 --> 01:28:52,967 Također ima ova slatka drvca. 1420 01:28:54,687 --> 01:28:56,239 Zašto ne sklizneš u raspoloženje, 1421 01:28:56,319 --> 01:28:58,447 a ja ću se vratiti iz toaleta. 1422 01:28:58,727 --> 01:28:59,847 Dođite uskoro. 1423 01:28:59,927 --> 01:29:00,727 vratit ću se 1424 01:29:01,367 --> 01:29:03,527 Dođite uskoro. Uskoro. 1425 01:29:05,087 --> 01:29:06,927 Čak i ja moram hitno ići. 1426 01:29:07,807 --> 01:29:09,127 Gdje rasteretiti mjehur? 1427 01:29:09,327 --> 01:29:10,727 Iza onih stabala. 1428 01:29:10,807 --> 01:29:11,527 osloboditi... 1429 01:29:11,607 --> 01:29:12,807 - Mokraćni mjehur... - Na mene? 1430 01:29:13,727 --> 01:29:15,127 Prem, on dolazi. On dolazi. 1431 01:29:22,047 --> 01:29:22,807 izdrži... 1432 01:29:22,887 --> 01:29:25,247 Ovo zapravo ide povrijediti. 1433 01:29:29,447 --> 01:29:30,447 Što se dogodilo? 1434 01:29:32,247 --> 01:29:33,887 Mislim da postoji vjeverica na ovom stablu. 1435 01:29:34,007 --> 01:29:35,521 Ugrizao me. 1436 01:29:36,967 --> 01:29:39,287 Zašto ne probaš drugo drvo? 1437 01:29:39,367 --> 01:29:40,287 da... 1438 01:29:46,807 --> 01:29:49,087 Rascal...ovo će boljeti. 1439 01:29:49,247 --> 01:29:50,767 Uništi svoje marelice. 1440 01:29:53,927 --> 01:29:55,007 Što se dogodilo ovaj put? 1441 01:29:56,567 --> 01:29:58,487 Ima li vjeverica na ovome također stablo? 1442 01:29:58,567 --> 01:30:02,127 Ne, mislim da postoji ogroman miš na ovo drvo. 1443 01:30:02,327 --> 01:30:03,487 Udario me prilično jako. 1444 01:30:03,567 --> 01:30:05,927 Zašto ne probaš treće drvo? 1445 01:30:07,847 --> 01:30:09,327 Na njemu neće biti zmija. 1446 01:30:15,927 --> 01:30:18,047 Moja Nagpurova zmija, 1447 01:30:18,847 --> 01:30:20,847 natjeraj ga da plati! 1448 01:30:26,607 --> 01:30:29,087 Zmija! Zmija! Zmija! 1449 01:30:29,407 --> 01:30:31,042 - Ujela me zmija. - Zmija! 1450 01:30:31,122 --> 01:30:32,727 Zmija! Pomoć. Pomoć. 1451 01:30:32,807 --> 01:30:33,487 To je zmija! 1452 01:30:33,567 --> 01:30:36,887 Zmija! Zmija! Zmija! 1453 01:30:37,047 --> 01:30:38,087 Ujela me zmija. 1454 01:30:38,167 --> 01:30:40,167 Pomoć. Spasi me. 1455 01:30:41,447 --> 01:30:42,887 Pomoć. 1456 01:30:44,847 --> 01:30:45,847 Zmija! 1457 01:30:45,927 --> 01:30:48,847 Vuci. Vuci. Vuci. 1458 01:30:48,927 --> 01:30:50,047 Ne vuci. Ne vuci. 1459 01:30:50,127 --> 01:30:51,167 Vuci. Vuci. 1460 01:30:51,247 --> 01:30:52,207 Ne vuci. 1461 01:30:52,966 --> 01:30:55,647 Ne vuci. Vuci. Vuci... Ne vuci. 1462 01:30:55,727 --> 01:30:57,807 Vuci. povuci... 1463 01:30:57,887 --> 01:30:59,700 Ne vuci. Ne vuci. 1464 01:31:02,017 --> 01:31:02,668 hulje. 1465 01:31:02,806 --> 01:31:05,000 Hoćeš li iščupati moj štap sa zmijom? 1466 01:31:05,262 --> 01:31:06,522 Vuci. povuci... 1467 01:31:13,666 --> 01:31:15,066 zmija... Ujela me zmija. 1468 01:31:15,306 --> 01:31:16,546 Mora da je otrovno. 1469 01:31:16,626 --> 01:31:17,826 Isisajte otrov. 1470 01:31:17,906 --> 01:31:19,426 Isisajte otrov. 1471 01:31:19,755 --> 01:31:21,786 Kamo idete, nitkovi? 1472 01:31:21,866 --> 01:31:23,066 Najprije isisajte otrov. 1473 01:31:23,146 --> 01:31:23,986 Čekati. 1474 01:31:26,626 --> 01:31:28,186 hulje. Najprije isisajte otrov. 1475 01:31:28,266 --> 01:31:30,506 gospodine... gospodine... nije bila zmija otrovnica. 1476 01:31:30,586 --> 01:31:31,466 Što je onda bilo? 1477 01:31:31,546 --> 01:31:34,426 Ako te ugrizu, to će neko vrijeme uzrokovati bol. 1478 01:31:34,506 --> 01:31:35,306 jesam 1479 01:31:35,426 --> 01:31:36,106 Bit će osjećaj pečenja. 1480 01:31:36,186 --> 01:31:36,866 jeste. 1481 01:31:36,946 --> 01:31:38,266 A onda će nateći. 1482 01:31:38,346 --> 01:31:39,506 Nabubrilo je! 1483 01:31:39,666 --> 01:31:40,546 Ništa više. 1484 01:31:40,626 --> 01:31:42,226 Ostavi to i daj mi to. 1485 01:31:42,346 --> 01:31:44,626 Sjeći ću ta stabla zauvijek danas. 1486 01:31:53,946 --> 01:31:55,106 Drveće je oživjelo. 1487 01:31:55,186 --> 01:31:57,826 Kako drveće može oživjeti? 1488 01:32:21,586 --> 01:32:24,186 Dobrodošli. Dobrodošli. 1489 01:32:24,386 --> 01:32:29,386 Ovo je moj dom i moja štala. 1490 01:32:30,066 --> 01:32:31,506 Dva i jedan. 1491 01:32:31,706 --> 01:32:33,866 Briljantno. Briljantno. 1492 01:32:39,666 --> 01:32:41,026 Što je to? oprosti 1493 01:32:41,106 --> 01:32:43,306 Mislim... što je to? 1494 01:32:46,546 --> 01:32:48,746 To je Pablova pravda, 1495 01:32:48,826 --> 01:32:52,466 Neka moji neprijatelji hodaju po vješalima. 1496 01:32:56,586 --> 01:32:57,546 taj... 1497 01:32:57,866 --> 01:32:59,986 Taj pas jede tog čovjeka. 1498 01:33:00,066 --> 01:33:01,906 To je samo njegov način iskazivanja ljubavi. 1499 01:33:02,186 --> 01:33:05,146 Moj slatki psić...Kalašnjikov. 1500 01:33:05,946 --> 01:33:06,946 Ostavi ga. 1501 01:33:07,346 --> 01:33:09,986 Upoznat ću te s Toofanom. 1502 01:33:10,666 --> 01:33:11,506 Toofan. 1503 01:33:11,586 --> 01:33:12,786 ljubavi moja... 1504 01:33:14,026 --> 01:33:15,666 moj ponos... 1505 01:33:18,426 --> 01:33:20,386 Moj Toofan. 1506 01:33:20,506 --> 01:33:23,986 I Toofanov jahač...Kornikova. 1507 01:33:26,869 --> 01:33:30,786 Godinu dana mu nisam dala da se pari. 1508 01:33:31,586 --> 01:33:34,106 Rekao sam samo jednu stvar Toofanu... 1509 01:33:34,226 --> 01:33:36,546 Zaustavite konje. 1510 01:33:37,866 --> 01:33:41,746 Natjerat ću ga da se pari s najbolja kobila na svijetu. 1511 01:33:41,906 --> 01:33:44,946 Pretpostavljam da voliš svog konja više nego išta drugo. 1512 01:33:45,226 --> 01:33:47,146 Volim konja, 1513 01:33:47,226 --> 01:33:50,306 ali moje su uzde sada u tvojim rukama. 1514 01:33:55,866 --> 01:33:57,786 Uskoro će pasti noć. 1515 01:33:57,946 --> 01:33:59,706 Nakon toga sam... 1516 01:34:00,306 --> 01:34:02,666 pokazat će vam glavnu spavaću sobu. 1517 01:34:09,426 --> 01:34:10,466 Pretpostavljam da je Pablo spreman odjahati 1518 01:34:10,546 --> 01:34:12,626 u zalasku sunca sa šogorica Bindiya. 1519 01:34:12,906 --> 01:34:17,986 Ako je Pablo spreman da jaše dalje, spremni smo i za povratak. 1520 01:34:30,626 --> 01:34:32,626 Trebalo je zaposliti umjesto toga kostim slona. 1521 01:34:32,746 --> 01:34:34,666 Barem bismo imali imao malo prostora. 1522 01:34:34,946 --> 01:34:35,986 A gdje je Meet? 1523 01:34:36,346 --> 01:34:38,506 Meet je zauzet isključivanjem struje veza s Pablovom kućom, 1524 01:34:38,928 --> 01:34:41,586 tako da Pablov cijeli kuća pada u mrak. 1525 01:34:41,666 --> 01:34:44,466 A mi... može koristiti tamu kao polugu, 1526 01:34:44,546 --> 01:34:47,906 provaliti u kuću i razdvojiti that Pablo's connection as well. 1527 01:34:47,986 --> 01:34:48,626 Da. 1528 01:34:48,706 --> 01:34:49,826 - Dobro. - da 1529 01:34:51,546 --> 01:34:52,626 ne brini, 1530 01:34:53,144 --> 01:34:54,426 da spasim šogoricu, 1531 01:34:54,595 --> 01:34:57,146 dolazi zločesta maca. 1532 01:34:57,346 --> 01:34:58,506 mijau! 1533 01:35:11,666 --> 01:35:12,706 Nije upalilo? 1534 01:35:12,962 --> 01:35:13,746 Zajebano. 1535 01:35:14,586 --> 01:35:15,346 Još jednom. 1536 01:35:15,826 --> 01:35:17,466 Smanjite Pablovu struju. 1537 01:35:20,346 --> 01:35:22,026 što... 1538 01:35:39,546 --> 01:35:43,906 Samo mi daj znak jednom, i ići ću te tražiti. 1539 01:35:43,986 --> 01:35:48,106 poludjet ćeš, because I'll propose you in such a way. 1540 01:35:48,186 --> 01:35:51,026 Are you going to give the bank mog srca srčani udar ovdje? 1541 01:35:51,106 --> 01:35:52,026 Šogorica? 1542 01:35:52,106 --> 01:35:53,986 Želiš me izluditi? 1543 01:35:54,066 --> 01:35:55,649 Želiš li me izluditi? 1544 01:35:55,729 --> 01:35:56,866 Tvoje tijelo je kao magnet, 1545 01:35:56,946 --> 01:35:59,666 Želiš li me izludjeti tvojim dodirom? 1546 01:35:59,746 --> 01:36:01,746 Želiš me izluditi? 1547 01:36:01,826 --> 01:36:03,506 Želiš li me izluditi? 1548 01:36:03,586 --> 01:36:04,866 Tvoje tijelo je kao magnet, 1549 01:36:04,946 --> 01:36:07,786 Hoćeš li me voziti luda od tvog dodira? 1550 01:36:12,226 --> 01:36:14,066 Ovo je samo trailer, ljubavi moja. 1551 01:36:14,146 --> 01:36:16,146 Film tek dolazi. 1552 01:36:16,226 --> 01:36:20,386 Znamenitosti unutar su mnogo veličanstvenije. 1553 01:36:23,866 --> 01:36:25,666 Ovo je samo trailer, ljubavi moja. 1554 01:36:25,746 --> 01:36:26,706 Film tek dolazi. 1555 01:36:26,786 --> 01:36:29,186 Znamenitosti unutar su mnogo veličanstvenije. 1556 01:36:31,426 --> 01:36:32,626 Ja ne idem nigdje. 1557 01:36:34,706 --> 01:36:36,426 Zaustavite konje. 1558 01:36:44,106 --> 01:36:46,106 - Gledaj, Toofan. - Gdje? 1559 01:36:46,186 --> 01:36:47,946 - Gleda nas. - Je li? 1560 01:36:52,786 --> 01:36:54,866 - Ali zašto nas tako gleda? - Kako? 1561 01:36:54,946 --> 01:36:56,226 Kako gledamo djevojke... 1562 01:37:00,266 --> 01:37:02,306 sranje Sranje. 1563 01:37:03,386 --> 01:37:04,346 sranje... 1564 01:37:09,786 --> 01:37:10,706 - Prem. - da 1565 01:37:10,786 --> 01:37:11,826 - Imam loše vijesti. - da 1566 01:37:11,906 --> 01:37:13,786 I imam jako-jako loše vijesti za tebe. 1567 01:37:13,866 --> 01:37:15,226 Što prvo želite čuti? 1568 01:37:15,346 --> 01:37:16,146 Loše vijesti. 1569 01:37:16,426 --> 01:37:20,426 Mislim da nas je Toofan zamijenio za pravi konj u ovoj nošnji, 1570 01:37:20,506 --> 01:37:22,226 i izgubio je srce zbog nas. 1571 01:37:22,306 --> 01:37:23,226 Što? 1572 01:37:25,306 --> 01:37:26,866 A koja je vrlo-jako loša vijest? 1573 01:37:26,946 --> 01:37:28,066 Vrlo-vrlo loša vijest je, 1574 01:37:28,146 --> 01:37:30,546 patentni zatvarač konjske nošnje je zaglavljen iznutra. 1575 01:37:30,626 --> 01:37:32,026 I ne možemo izaći. 1576 01:37:32,106 --> 01:37:33,026 - Što? - da 1577 01:37:33,106 --> 01:37:34,706 Trči, Amar. Trčanje. 1578 01:37:34,786 --> 01:37:35,626 Trčanje. 1579 01:37:35,706 --> 01:37:36,826 Trčanje. 1580 01:37:37,826 --> 01:37:40,706 Trčanje. Trčanje. Trčanje. Trčanje. Trčanje. 1581 01:37:40,786 --> 01:37:42,146 Trčanje. 1582 01:37:58,546 --> 01:38:01,826 Prem, mislim da je Toofan raspoloženi za ujedinjenje. 1583 01:38:01,906 --> 01:38:02,746 Što je sindikat? 1584 01:38:02,906 --> 01:38:06,226 Kad čovjek ili životinja postaje besramna, 1585 01:38:06,306 --> 01:38:08,306 onda...to vodi do sjedinjenja. 1586 01:38:08,386 --> 01:38:09,146 br. 1587 01:38:09,226 --> 01:38:11,666 Amar, samo tvoja stopala sada mogu spasiti svoju čast. 1588 01:38:11,906 --> 01:38:13,066 Trčanje! 1589 01:38:20,306 --> 01:38:22,066 Kalašnjikov. 1590 01:38:22,306 --> 01:38:23,706 Pablo! 1591 01:38:33,746 --> 01:38:35,746 Dhar od tvog hatiyaara? 1592 01:38:36,506 --> 01:38:38,746 Rascal, upucat ću te. 1593 01:38:46,466 --> 01:38:49,706 Jedan hathiyaar, dva dhaara. 1594 01:39:01,986 --> 01:39:03,666 Ja nisam pravi konj. 1595 01:39:03,746 --> 01:39:04,826 Trebao bi trčati unatrag. 1596 01:39:04,906 --> 01:39:06,066 To će vam spasiti leđa. 1597 01:39:06,146 --> 01:39:07,426 Ako trčim unazad, 1598 01:39:07,506 --> 01:39:08,626 moja stražnjica će biti spašena... 1599 01:39:08,706 --> 01:39:10,626 ali lice će mi se namazati. 1600 01:39:10,986 --> 01:39:12,721 Trčanje! 1601 01:39:17,386 --> 01:39:18,666 hej... 1602 01:39:20,506 --> 01:39:21,266 Zašto si stao? 1603 01:39:21,346 --> 01:39:22,866 Stopala su mi zapela. 1604 01:39:23,466 --> 01:39:24,386 Što? 1605 01:39:34,586 --> 01:39:36,066 Moj Toofan! 1606 01:39:37,306 --> 01:39:38,666 Toofan, ne. 1607 01:39:38,746 --> 01:39:40,426 Nemoj to činiti, Toofan. 1608 01:39:40,506 --> 01:39:43,426 Nemoj se pariti s njom, Toofan. 1609 01:39:51,146 --> 01:39:53,186 Krvavi konj. 1610 01:40:02,586 --> 01:40:04,586 Došli smo s velikim nadama 1611 01:40:04,666 --> 01:40:06,306 spašavanja časti naših žena. 1612 01:40:06,426 --> 01:40:09,746 Nismo znali da je tvoj dupe će postati tako veliko. 1613 01:40:09,906 --> 01:40:12,626 Više liči na aasmaan (NEBO) nego magarca. 1614 01:40:12,706 --> 01:40:15,626 Pretvorio se u devu budući da ga je taj konj jahao. 1615 01:40:15,706 --> 01:40:16,986 Grbav je, brate. 1616 01:40:17,666 --> 01:40:19,506 Ljudi ne mogu pokazati svoja lica. 1617 01:40:19,666 --> 01:40:21,866 Ali sada moram sakriti leđa. 1618 01:40:22,626 --> 01:40:25,906 Ljudi...samo do prekosutra. 1619 01:40:25,986 --> 01:40:27,586 Moramo spasiti naše žene od Sida, 1620 01:40:27,706 --> 01:40:29,666 Pablo i Virat do dana poslije sutra. 1621 01:40:29,786 --> 01:40:30,746 Da! 1622 01:40:31,186 --> 01:40:33,226 oprosti oprosti 1623 01:40:41,506 --> 01:40:42,586 Crvena haljina... 1624 01:40:43,346 --> 01:40:46,866 baš kao crveni čili. 1625 01:40:48,866 --> 01:40:54,066 Inače, točno u 20.20 sati 1626 01:40:54,226 --> 01:40:56,946 čamac će nas odvesti na privatni otok. 1627 01:40:57,026 --> 01:40:57,946 Oh, vau! 1628 01:40:58,026 --> 01:41:00,266 I kao Adam i Eva, 1629 01:41:00,546 --> 01:41:02,506 tamo ćemo provesti cijelu noć. 1630 01:41:03,106 --> 01:41:03,746 Oh, vau! 1631 01:41:03,866 --> 01:41:06,026 Ali zapamti jednu stvar- 1632 01:41:06,346 --> 01:41:09,626 ako se 8:20 pretvori u 8:21, 1633 01:41:09,786 --> 01:41:13,786 brod će otići... ostavi... ostavi... 1634 01:41:16,026 --> 01:41:20,226 Udario nas je! Udario nas je! 1635 01:41:20,426 --> 01:41:22,426 Udario nas je! Udario nas je! 1636 01:41:22,506 --> 01:41:23,746 Taj okrutni čovjek nas je udario! 1637 01:41:23,826 --> 01:41:25,386 Čak mi je i zube polomio! 1638 01:41:26,426 --> 01:41:27,826 Oprostite! 1639 01:41:27,906 --> 01:41:29,546 Nisam nikoga udario. 1640 01:41:29,626 --> 01:41:31,306 Dobro ste došli ispred mog auta! 1641 01:41:31,386 --> 01:41:33,226 Ne govorimo o tebi. 1642 01:41:33,506 --> 01:41:35,786 Prije devet mjeseci, nije vidio stop signal... 1643 01:41:35,866 --> 01:41:37,586 a nije ni ona. 1644 01:41:37,666 --> 01:41:40,586 A onda se dogodila nesreća, dragi Bože. 1645 01:41:40,666 --> 01:41:43,306 Sada će postati tata... 1646 01:41:43,386 --> 01:41:46,746 i postala je torba s mačkom. 1647 01:41:47,386 --> 01:41:49,426 - Ali... - Pozdrav, gospodine. 1648 01:41:49,506 --> 01:41:53,506 Ja sam Dattu, ovo je doktor... 1649 01:41:53,586 --> 01:41:57,106 i ona je moja žena, Mia Khalifa. 1650 01:41:57,386 --> 01:41:59,226 I on je moj muž. 1651 01:42:01,506 --> 01:42:04,666 Ali brod će krenuti u 8:21. 1652 01:42:04,746 --> 01:42:05,906 Brod će otići. 1653 01:42:05,986 --> 01:42:07,666 - Doktore... - Da? 1654 01:42:07,826 --> 01:42:10,106 Možete li provjeriti je li beba dobro? 1655 01:42:10,186 --> 01:42:11,706 Naravno! Zašto ne? Provjerit ću. 1656 01:42:12,266 --> 01:42:14,146 Apsolutno, provjerit ću. 1657 01:42:15,146 --> 01:42:16,586 Što beba govori? 1658 01:42:16,706 --> 01:42:18,146 Dijete govori... 1659 01:42:18,466 --> 01:42:20,346 Što beba govori? 1660 01:42:20,466 --> 01:42:21,586 Ja bacam loptu. 1661 01:42:22,146 --> 01:42:23,866 - Doktore... - Da? 1662 01:42:24,546 --> 01:42:28,106 Ne ja, provjerite Mia, doktore! 1663 01:42:28,186 --> 01:42:29,866 Isprike, isprike, isprike. 1664 01:42:30,826 --> 01:42:32,226 Zaokrenuti. 1665 01:42:32,666 --> 01:42:33,826 Što beba govori? 1666 01:42:34,106 --> 01:42:35,306 Što beba govori? 1667 01:42:35,866 --> 01:42:39,106 Doktore, nije tako gdje biste trebali provjeriti! 1668 01:42:39,186 --> 01:42:40,506 oprosti mi 1669 01:42:40,586 --> 01:42:44,666 Vaša žena izgleda trudnije straga nego sprijeda. 1670 01:42:45,506 --> 01:42:46,546 zločesta. 1671 01:42:47,186 --> 01:42:49,586 Ali brod će krenuti u 8:21. 1672 01:42:49,666 --> 01:42:53,346 Doktore... provjerite kako treba. 1673 01:42:53,426 --> 01:42:55,355 Provjeravam, provjeravam... 1674 01:42:57,562 --> 01:42:59,070 provjera! 1675 01:42:59,282 --> 01:43:01,088 Je li unutra sve u redu, doktore? 1676 01:43:05,873 --> 01:43:07,007 Dječja haljinica. 1677 01:43:07,087 --> 01:43:08,647 Dječja haljinica. 1678 01:43:08,727 --> 01:43:11,692 Brana je pukla. 1679 01:43:11,772 --> 01:43:14,112 Brana je pukla, Madan Chopra. 1680 01:43:14,192 --> 01:43:15,992 Pripremite se sada suočiti se s olujom! 1681 01:43:16,072 --> 01:43:19,072 Beba stiže u 8:22! 1682 01:43:19,152 --> 01:43:23,472 čestitamo! čestitamo! 1683 01:43:23,552 --> 01:43:27,350 Ali brod kreće u 8:21! 1684 01:43:27,430 --> 01:43:30,592 Imaju bebu, a ti se brineš za brod! 1685 01:43:30,792 --> 01:43:31,832 Ali dušo... 1686 01:43:31,912 --> 01:43:33,832 Gospođo, mi ćemo vas odvesti u bolnicu. 1687 01:43:33,912 --> 01:43:35,472 Ne brini. 1688 01:43:36,032 --> 01:43:37,552 Kako slatko... u svijetu punom okrutnih ljudi, 1689 01:43:37,632 --> 01:43:40,672 samo žena može razumjeti bol druge žene. 1690 01:43:41,632 --> 01:43:42,832 - ali- - Tiho! 1691 01:43:43,192 --> 01:43:46,072 Znaš samo jedno: zatrudnjavanje žena! 1692 01:43:46,712 --> 01:43:47,592 Dođite naprijed! 1693 01:43:48,392 --> 01:43:50,672 Nemoj samo buljiti u mene - udari ga! 1694 01:43:52,592 --> 01:43:54,112 Nemoj me udarati... 1695 01:43:54,192 --> 01:43:55,632 udari me... udari me? 1696 01:43:55,712 --> 01:43:56,552 udari me? 1697 01:43:56,632 --> 01:43:58,312 Dobro onda, udarimo ga! 1698 01:44:01,992 --> 01:44:03,392 Nikad me ne ostavljaj, sestro. 1699 01:44:06,632 --> 01:44:07,712 Nikada. 1700 01:44:07,792 --> 01:44:11,072 - Ali brod kreće u 8:21... - Ne. Ne. 1701 01:44:11,152 --> 01:44:14,072 Idemo šogorice... Mislim, idemo, ženo! 1702 01:44:16,712 --> 01:44:18,672 Opusti se... udahni... 1703 01:44:18,752 --> 01:44:20,792 izdahni... samo se opusti. 1704 01:44:20,872 --> 01:44:21,872 udahni... 1705 01:44:21,952 --> 01:44:22,832 izdahni... 1706 01:44:22,912 --> 01:44:25,192 Hvala Gita... Mislim, sestro. 1707 01:44:25,272 --> 01:44:27,632 Sad kad si blizu, Osjećam se bolje. 1708 01:44:27,712 --> 01:44:30,032 Ako se osjećaš bolje, da pozovem taksi? 1709 01:44:30,752 --> 01:44:32,912 boli! boli! boli! 1710 01:44:32,992 --> 01:44:34,272 Prestani me udarati! 1711 01:44:34,352 --> 01:44:36,712 Zašto me udaraš?! 1712 01:44:36,792 --> 01:44:38,432 I mene boli! 1713 01:44:38,592 --> 01:44:40,272 I mene boli! 1714 01:44:40,472 --> 01:44:41,672 U što sam se uvalio? 1715 01:44:41,792 --> 01:44:42,992 Prokleti te! 1716 01:44:43,072 --> 01:44:44,472 Ako vam stvaramo toliko problema, 1717 01:44:44,552 --> 01:44:46,752 onda siđimo na stepenice džamije. 1718 01:44:46,832 --> 01:44:49,472 Ja, doktor, a Mia Khalifa će ići sama. 1719 01:44:49,552 --> 01:44:50,952 šuti! šuti! šuti! 1720 01:44:51,032 --> 01:44:52,832 ići ću u bolnicu samo u ovom autu! 1721 01:44:53,552 --> 01:44:55,392 U redu, ne brini. Ne brini, sestro. 1722 01:44:55,472 --> 01:44:57,232 Ovim autom ćeš ići u bolnicu. 1723 01:44:57,312 --> 01:45:01,312 8:21! Propustili smo brod! 1724 01:45:01,432 --> 01:45:02,992 To smo htjeli... 1725 01:45:03,072 --> 01:45:05,352 htjeli smo... htjeli smo... 1726 01:45:06,272 --> 01:45:08,552 ovo je mjesto gdje smo htjeli biti-bolnica. 1727 01:45:08,632 --> 01:45:10,432 Možete nastaviti sa svojim programom. 1728 01:45:10,672 --> 01:45:12,472 Idi uhvati svoj čamac. 1729 01:45:12,632 --> 01:45:14,872 Ne! Kako mogu otići?! 1730 01:45:14,952 --> 01:45:17,192 Dok se ovo dijete ne rodi, 1731 01:45:17,272 --> 01:45:19,032 Ne puštam nikoga nigdje! 1732 01:45:19,728 --> 01:45:21,672 - Dijete? - Dijete... 1733 01:45:21,752 --> 01:45:22,912 pomoć! 1734 01:45:28,032 --> 01:45:29,952 Kako bih trebao isporučiti prava beba, manijaci?! 1735 01:45:30,032 --> 01:45:32,592 Ne gledaj me tako Ja sam pravi doktor! 1736 01:45:32,672 --> 01:45:34,712 Imam ideju- idi nađi negdje bebu! 1737 01:45:34,792 --> 01:45:35,352 Mi?! 1738 01:45:35,432 --> 01:45:36,392 do tada, Ja ću sve riješiti! 1739 01:45:36,472 --> 01:45:37,032 - Ja?! - Nastavi! 1740 01:45:37,112 --> 01:45:39,312 Da... ali gdje sam zaboga Trebao sam naći bebu?! 1741 01:45:41,992 --> 01:45:43,872 Ako je veliki tip šačica, 1742 01:45:43,952 --> 01:45:45,952 mali je uragan! 1743 01:45:46,166 --> 01:45:47,272 Nemoj-! 1744 01:45:49,552 --> 01:45:52,192 Samo treba gurati, moja gospo! 1745 01:45:52,672 --> 01:45:55,752 Gurnuti! Gurnuti! 1746 01:45:55,832 --> 01:45:58,872 Potrudi se više... uzdigni... ho! 1747 01:45:59,032 --> 01:46:01,992 Amar i Akbar gledaju tako pristojno i korektno... 1748 01:46:02,072 --> 01:46:04,392 zašto si onda, Anthony, prskajući tvoj vodeni mlaz po meni. 1749 01:46:05,352 --> 01:46:07,752 Što svi radite?! 1750 01:46:07,832 --> 01:46:11,432 Gurnite dovoljno jako za bebu da jednostavno iskliznem! 1751 01:46:11,512 --> 01:46:13,095 Gurnuti! 1752 01:46:16,712 --> 01:46:18,152 Kako lijepo! 1753 01:46:22,112 --> 01:46:23,112 Gurni... 1754 01:46:23,312 --> 01:46:24,752 moja gospo... 1755 01:46:25,342 --> 01:46:29,392 guraj sprijeda, a ne straga! 1756 01:46:30,112 --> 01:46:30,992 Oprostite, doktore. 1757 01:46:31,072 --> 01:46:32,898 Vidiš, prije nego što sam došao ovamo, 1758 01:46:32,978 --> 01:46:36,032 Uzela sam tabletu za probavu. Onda je izvan kontrole. 1759 01:46:36,152 --> 01:46:38,872 Nisam znao da hoće dogoditi ovako brzo! 1760 01:46:40,672 --> 01:46:42,272 Samo guraj. Gurnuti! 1761 01:46:43,312 --> 01:46:44,672 Dobra beba. 1762 01:46:45,792 --> 01:46:48,152 Ugrizao me! Ugrizao me! 1763 01:46:50,112 --> 01:46:51,312 Gurnuti! Gurnuti! 1764 01:46:51,392 --> 01:46:52,192 Gurni sprijeda! 1765 01:46:52,272 --> 01:46:56,272 U odnosu ja sam tvoj otac. Moje ime je Shahenshah. 1766 01:46:57,232 --> 01:47:01,152 Basanti, nemoj plesati ispred pasa. 1767 01:47:04,592 --> 01:47:08,632 Moja gospo... beba je skoro izašla. 1768 01:47:08,712 --> 01:47:10,358 On kuca... 1769 01:47:10,438 --> 01:47:14,432 kucanje na vrata tvoje utrobe! 1770 01:47:17,472 --> 01:47:20,192 nitkov! Pit ću ti krv! 1771 01:47:20,272 --> 01:47:22,752 Sestro, pusti! 1772 01:47:24,032 --> 01:47:25,552 Sestro, pusti! Sestro, pusti! 1773 01:47:25,632 --> 01:47:26,872 Mogambo je zadovoljan. 1774 01:47:26,952 --> 01:47:28,232 Sestro, pusti! 1775 01:47:28,312 --> 01:47:30,152 Sestro, pusti! 1776 01:47:32,072 --> 01:47:33,552 Sestro, pusti! 1777 01:47:33,632 --> 01:47:35,912 Sestro, pusti! Sestro, pusti! 1778 01:47:35,992 --> 01:47:37,472 Sestro, pusti! 1779 01:47:37,552 --> 01:47:40,112 Sestro-ne puštaj tako jako! 1780 01:47:44,192 --> 01:47:47,232 Sestro, pusti! 1781 01:47:47,872 --> 01:47:49,832 Upoznajte! Zašto si mokar?! 1782 01:47:50,752 --> 01:47:53,072 Beba mi se popiškila po licu! 1783 01:47:53,352 --> 01:47:55,112 Da ti je trebalo i sekundu duže, 1784 01:47:55,192 --> 01:47:57,192 on bi učinio drugu stvar! 1785 01:47:58,955 --> 01:47:59,672 Rajma-Rice. 1786 01:47:59,752 --> 01:48:01,032 Ne, Chole-Bhature. 1787 01:48:02,359 --> 01:48:03,792 Miriše na Rajma-Rice! 1788 01:48:03,872 --> 01:48:05,592 Ne, osjeti tu asafetidu! 1789 01:48:06,272 --> 01:48:08,472 Asafoitida? Ili samo razni začini?! 1790 01:48:08,552 --> 01:48:09,432 Ne, to je asafoitida. 1791 01:48:10,992 --> 01:48:12,392 Zaboravi - samo mi daj dijete! 1792 01:48:12,472 --> 01:48:13,992 Uzmi bebu. Mislim - uzmi! 1793 01:48:14,072 --> 01:48:16,112 čestitamo! čestitamo! 1794 01:48:16,272 --> 01:48:18,512 Oluja je stigla! 1795 01:48:22,752 --> 01:48:23,912 Ali... on je crnac. 1796 01:48:23,992 --> 01:48:24,912 S pelenom. 1797 01:48:26,512 --> 01:48:27,592 Bože moj! 1798 01:48:35,272 --> 01:48:37,192 Ljudi, do sada smo bili sigurni. 1799 01:48:37,272 --> 01:48:38,552 Ali danas... danas je posljednji dan Love Visa. 1800 01:48:38,632 --> 01:48:41,592 Samo moramo spasiti svoje žene od svojih ljubavnika još jedan dan. 1801 01:48:44,396 --> 01:48:47,872 Slušaj, ljubljeni. u tvojoj ljubavi, 1802 01:48:50,131 --> 01:48:53,232 Preći ću sve granice 1803 01:49:07,392 --> 01:49:12,952 Padamo u vlastitim očima. 1804 01:49:13,177 --> 01:49:18,632 Padamo u vlastitim očima. 1805 01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:24,432 Kajemo se za svoje grijehe. 1806 01:49:24,592 --> 01:49:30,072 Plačemo što smo te izdali. 1807 01:49:30,432 --> 01:49:36,063 Mi plaćamo za naše greške. 1808 01:49:36,239 --> 01:49:41,843 Mi plaćamo za naše greške. 1809 01:49:42,071 --> 01:49:47,552 Kajemo se za svoje grijehe. 1810 01:49:47,712 --> 01:49:52,700 Plačemo što smo te izdali. 1811 01:49:52,780 --> 01:49:58,432 Nikada nećemo dopustiti da ti suze dodirnu oči. 1812 01:49:58,512 --> 01:50:04,192 Pobrinut ćemo se da uvijek budete sretni. 1813 01:50:04,272 --> 01:50:13,152 Nismo više ono što smo nekad bili. 1814 01:50:13,680 --> 01:50:19,032 Zaklinjući se da nikada opet ti slomiti srce. 1815 01:50:19,284 --> 01:50:24,752 Umrli bismo bez tebe, vjeruj nam. 1816 01:50:25,159 --> 01:50:30,792 Kajemo se za svoje grijehe. 1817 01:50:30,872 --> 01:50:36,262 Plačemo što smo te izdali. 1818 01:50:36,643 --> 01:50:39,555 Slušaj, ljubljeni. u tvojoj ljubavi, 1819 01:50:39,635 --> 01:50:42,668 Preći ću sve granice 1820 01:50:49,971 --> 01:50:51,592 Tako smo vodili naše svadbene krugove- 1821 01:50:52,832 --> 01:50:54,992 dao obećanja da zauvijek ostanemo zajedno. 1822 01:50:56,472 --> 01:51:00,312 Ali te zavjete nismo ispoštovali ili ta obećanja. 1823 01:51:00,792 --> 01:51:02,512 mi smo budale 1824 01:51:03,712 --> 01:51:05,792 Imali smo vizu za sedam života... 1825 01:51:06,472 --> 01:51:10,392 ali smo trčali za njim ljubavna viza od sedam dana. 1826 01:51:12,423 --> 01:51:13,672 Ovo je moja greška. 1827 01:51:14,412 --> 01:51:16,032 Da nisam došao gore s tom glupom idejom, 1828 01:51:16,472 --> 01:51:18,112 danas ne bismo bili u ovom neredu. 1829 01:51:19,792 --> 01:51:22,032 udari me. udari mi šamar. 1830 01:51:22,352 --> 01:51:23,432 Udari me jako. 1831 01:51:24,312 --> 01:51:25,792 Ja to zaslužujem. 1832 01:51:33,607 --> 01:51:34,527 bitange! 1833 01:51:34,727 --> 01:51:37,807 Iskoristio si prednost mog slabog emotivnog trenutka! 1834 01:51:39,047 --> 01:51:41,247 Hej... naše žene! 1835 01:51:41,327 --> 01:51:44,247 Sakriti! Sakriti! Sakriti! 1836 01:51:44,327 --> 01:51:45,607 Čekati! 1837 01:51:47,887 --> 01:51:48,767 Da? 1838 01:52:00,727 --> 01:52:01,647 Dođi, draga. 1839 01:52:03,007 --> 01:52:05,167 Jesu li propusnice za sutra noć potvrđena? 1840 01:52:05,367 --> 01:52:07,407 Da gospodine. Sve spremno. 1841 01:52:07,640 --> 01:52:11,247 Večeras će biti najromantičnije noć u godini. 1842 01:52:11,327 --> 01:52:12,727 - Večeras! - Večeras! 1843 01:52:16,247 --> 01:52:17,447 Večeras! 1844 01:52:18,447 --> 01:52:19,487 Zbogom. 1845 01:52:19,647 --> 01:52:21,567 Vidimo se večeras. 1846 01:52:22,494 --> 01:52:25,767 Večerašnja zabava samo je izgovor. 1847 01:52:25,847 --> 01:52:28,327 Nakon toga počinje prava zabava. 1848 01:52:28,447 --> 01:52:31,487 Večeras, na Valentinovo, 1849 01:52:31,567 --> 01:52:33,087 nas tri mladića 1850 01:52:33,418 --> 01:52:36,807 imat ćemo vremena za naše živi sa svojom mladošću, 1851 01:52:36,887 --> 01:52:37,887 Don Pablo. 1852 01:52:37,967 --> 01:52:41,047 Večeras, zmije plesat će u svojim sobama... 1853 01:52:41,207 --> 01:52:43,807 i s njima će plesati- 1854 01:52:43,887 --> 01:52:46,527 kralj zmija. 1855 01:52:50,493 --> 01:52:51,500 hajde 1856 01:52:52,394 --> 01:52:53,567 Sranje. 1857 01:52:57,527 --> 01:52:59,429 Večeras, nakon zabave, 1858 01:52:59,509 --> 01:53:02,527 ovi nitkovi planiraju imati after-party u sobama naših žena. 1859 01:53:02,607 --> 01:53:04,807 I nakon te zabave... bit ćemo uništeni. 1860 01:53:04,887 --> 01:53:07,607 razmisli. razmisli! Imamo zaustaviti ovaj zmijski ples! 1861 01:53:07,687 --> 01:53:08,887 Da, misli brzo! 1862 01:53:09,167 --> 01:53:13,567 prijatelji... ovaj put, imam ideju. 1863 01:53:14,847 --> 01:53:16,727 Zašto si me udario?! To je njegova ideja! 1864 01:53:16,847 --> 01:53:17,687 Oprosti, druže... 1865 01:53:17,807 --> 01:53:21,167 ali svaki put kad čujem "ideja," Baš mi dođe da te ošamarim! 1866 01:53:21,367 --> 01:53:22,407 Saslušaj me! 1867 01:53:22,607 --> 01:53:23,927 Dosta drame. 1868 01:53:24,136 --> 01:53:27,580 Sada ćemo dati Pabla, Sida, i Virat-A.V. 1869 01:53:27,660 --> 01:53:30,527 - A.V.? - Što je to? 1870 01:53:31,447 --> 01:53:33,487 Anti-Viagra. 1871 01:53:34,287 --> 01:53:38,087 Ova tableta se daje životinjama 1872 01:53:38,167 --> 01:53:40,567 kad su pretjerani uzbuđeni zbog parenja. 1873 01:53:40,647 --> 01:53:42,607 To ih potpuno smiruje. 1874 01:53:42,727 --> 01:53:44,407 Ohhh... 1875 01:53:45,967 --> 01:53:47,647 zašto to uopće nosiš sa sobom? 1876 01:53:48,407 --> 01:53:50,687 Nakon što te životinje učinio meni u zoološkom vrtu, 1877 01:53:50,967 --> 01:53:54,047 Ne vjerujem više nijednoj životinji. 1878 01:53:55,087 --> 01:53:56,287 - Upoznajte se! - Što?! 1879 01:53:57,315 --> 01:53:59,087 Zašto ga onda nisi dao konju koji me je potjerao?! 1880 01:54:01,367 --> 01:54:03,127 - Jeste li me pitali?! - Ne! 1881 01:54:04,351 --> 01:54:05,887 U redu, završimo plan. 1882 01:54:06,127 --> 01:54:07,087 dobra ideja 1883 01:54:07,167 --> 01:54:08,247 Večeras, na zabavi, 1884 01:54:08,447 --> 01:54:11,967 ispustit ćemo po jednu tabletu u svoja pića. 1885 01:54:12,247 --> 01:54:12,847 Da! 1886 01:54:12,927 --> 01:54:15,607 Nakon toga - 24 sata - 1887 01:54:15,687 --> 01:54:18,207 čak i ako zmija pleše pred njima, 1888 01:54:18,287 --> 01:54:20,207 ili krotitelj zmija daje sve od sebe, 1889 01:54:20,287 --> 01:54:24,327 kralj će ostati brz spava u svojoj jazbini. 1890 01:54:24,407 --> 01:54:26,927 Ostani spavati! Ostani spavati! 1891 01:54:32,327 --> 01:54:34,487 Nagoba! 1892 01:54:39,887 --> 01:54:43,087 Ako si ti noć, Ja sam jutro. 1893 01:54:43,167 --> 01:54:46,287 Ako si ti zmija, Ja sam tvoj šarmer. 1894 01:54:49,167 --> 01:54:52,647 Ako si ti noć, Ja sam jutro. 1895 01:54:52,727 --> 01:54:55,902 Ako si ti zmija, Ja sam tvoj šarmer. 1896 01:54:55,982 --> 01:54:59,099 Drži me čvrsto u naručju. 1897 01:54:59,179 --> 01:55:01,927 Ovo je tvoja prilika- dođi i ugrizi me. 1898 01:55:02,007 --> 01:55:07,247 Tvoja mladost tako vara. 1899 01:55:08,607 --> 01:55:11,727 Tvoj struk se kreće kao zmija, 1900 01:55:11,807 --> 01:55:15,007 njišući se uz moju melodiju. 1901 01:55:15,087 --> 01:55:18,287 Tvoj struk se kreće kao zmija, 1902 01:55:18,367 --> 01:55:21,407 njišući se uz moju melodiju. 1903 01:55:21,487 --> 01:55:24,727 Tvoj struk se kreće kao zmija, 1904 01:55:24,807 --> 01:55:27,847 njišući se uz moju melodiju. 1905 01:55:40,327 --> 01:55:43,487 Postoji mali nesporazum između nas, 1906 01:55:43,567 --> 01:55:47,687 ali kad jednom razgovaramo, sve će biti jasno. 1907 01:55:49,853 --> 01:55:52,958 Postoji mali nesporazum između nas, 1908 01:55:53,038 --> 01:55:56,598 ali kad jednom razgovaramo, sve će biti jasno. 1909 01:55:56,678 --> 01:56:03,367 Bilo da ideš lijevo ili desno, ne možeš pobjeći svom heroju. 1910 01:56:03,447 --> 01:56:06,470 Riješit ću tvoj stav. 1911 01:56:06,550 --> 01:56:09,807 Ja ću te smiriti kad si uzrujan. 1912 01:56:09,887 --> 01:56:15,927 Odlučila sam se- Ne idem bez tebe. 1913 01:56:16,007 --> 01:56:21,847 Zašto se tvoj izgled čini toliko drugačijim? 1914 01:56:21,927 --> 01:56:25,327 Kad pođeš kući sa mnom, 1915 01:56:25,407 --> 01:56:28,607 sve ostale zmije će se razbježati. 1916 01:56:28,687 --> 01:56:31,887 Tvoj struk se kreće kao zmija, 1917 01:56:31,967 --> 01:56:34,927 njišući se uz moju melodiju. 1918 01:56:35,007 --> 01:56:38,247 Tvoj struk se kreće kao zmija, 1919 01:56:38,327 --> 01:56:41,367 njišući se uz moju melodiju. 1920 01:57:03,692 --> 01:57:05,247 Prvo mi reci koja je moja greška, 1921 01:57:05,327 --> 01:57:06,767 i kazni me kako hoćeš. 1922 01:57:06,847 --> 01:57:08,207 Tvoj ljubavnik stoji ovdje, pognute glave- 1923 01:57:08,287 --> 01:57:09,847 prihvatit ćemo sve što kažeš. 1924 01:57:09,927 --> 01:57:11,327 Ti si onaj koga obožavamo. 1925 01:57:11,407 --> 01:57:12,887 Nikada više nećemo zalutati. 1926 01:57:12,967 --> 01:57:14,447 Uvijek si u pravu, dušo. 1927 01:57:14,527 --> 01:57:15,727 Za sve sam ja kriva. 1928 01:57:15,807 --> 01:57:17,487 Za sve sam ja kriva. 1929 01:57:17,567 --> 01:57:20,407 Tvoj struk se kreće kao zmija, 1930 01:57:20,567 --> 01:57:23,487 njišući se uz moju melodiju. 1931 01:57:42,327 --> 01:57:43,327 - To je ovo. - Požuri. 1932 01:57:43,407 --> 01:57:45,727 Soba broj 49, 59, 69. 1933 01:57:46,567 --> 01:57:47,607 - Amar... - Da? 1934 01:57:47,687 --> 01:57:48,927 Hoće li ovaj A.V. čak i posao? 1935 01:57:49,007 --> 01:57:51,047 - A.V.? - Misliš Anti-Viagra? 1936 01:57:51,127 --> 01:57:53,207 Naravno! Trebalo bi! 1937 01:57:53,287 --> 01:57:54,487 A ako ne? 1938 01:57:54,607 --> 01:57:56,687 Onda smo osuđeni na propast. 1939 01:57:57,167 --> 01:57:58,527 Izvadi ga. 1940 01:57:59,367 --> 01:58:02,527 Aanchal. Gita. Bindiya. 1941 01:58:03,386 --> 01:58:04,365 Idemo. 1942 01:58:04,927 --> 01:58:06,407 Ušao sam da se zabavim, 1943 01:58:06,687 --> 01:58:08,807 ali moji planovi su uništeni! 1944 01:58:09,893 --> 01:58:11,567 Mislio sam da će moj pištolj pali kao iz topa... 1945 01:58:11,647 --> 01:58:17,207 ali ispalo je gore nego vodeni mlaz! 1946 01:58:18,007 --> 01:58:20,607 Kako je moj Made-in-Russia oružje iznenada 1947 01:58:20,807 --> 01:58:22,570 postati Made-in-China?! 1948 01:58:24,407 --> 01:58:26,207 Ništa se nije dogodilo! 1949 01:58:26,807 --> 01:58:34,152 gospodine! gospodine! Vidio sam ovo troje kako se miješaju neke tablete u tvojim pićima! 1950 01:58:37,447 --> 01:58:40,127 Dakle, oni su krivci! 1951 01:58:46,807 --> 01:58:48,247 Trčanje! 1952 01:58:49,607 --> 01:58:52,527 ovuda! Ovdje! 1953 01:58:52,607 --> 01:58:53,767 Hej, što da radimo sljedeće? 1954 01:58:53,847 --> 01:58:55,927 Ti idi iza. Uđi unutra. 1955 01:58:56,047 --> 01:58:58,327 Sakriti! Sakriti! 1956 01:59:12,247 --> 01:59:14,070 hajde hajde 1957 01:59:25,967 --> 01:59:27,167 Trčanje! Trčanje! 1958 01:59:27,367 --> 01:59:28,727 O, Bože... 1959 01:59:28,847 --> 01:59:29,967 zašto je to da li je čovjek ili konj- 1960 01:59:30,047 --> 01:59:31,247 stalno me jure?! 1961 01:59:31,327 --> 01:59:34,087 Uđite u bolnicu prije nego nas ubiju! 1962 01:59:34,167 --> 01:59:36,087 Trčanje! Trčanje! 1963 01:59:37,207 --> 01:59:38,247 Gdje su nestali?! 1964 01:59:38,327 --> 01:59:39,527 Ovdje! Ovdje! 1965 01:59:46,807 --> 01:59:47,807 Da. 1966 01:59:52,527 --> 01:59:53,287 Da. 1967 02:00:03,087 --> 02:00:05,287 Amar, je li mrtav?! 1968 02:00:05,367 --> 02:00:07,487 Ne pitajte me - on je liječnik! 1969 02:00:07,847 --> 02:00:09,967 Prem! Da?! Provjerite mu puls! 1970 02:00:12,647 --> 02:00:13,207 hajde 1971 02:00:13,447 --> 02:00:14,607 Ne moj - njegov! 1972 02:00:14,687 --> 02:00:16,367 Da, da... 1973 02:00:19,127 --> 02:00:20,047 nema puls! 1974 02:00:20,127 --> 02:00:23,327 Oh, sranje. Oh, sranje! Što ćemo sada?! 1975 02:00:23,407 --> 02:00:25,367 Vodimo ga u bolnicu! 1976 02:00:25,647 --> 02:00:27,487 Ovo je bolnica! 1977 02:00:27,567 --> 02:00:28,927 Onda mi daj defibrilator! 1978 02:00:29,327 --> 02:00:31,967 Vesla- daj mi vesla! 1979 02:00:32,647 --> 02:00:34,527 Ovdje! Ovdje! Uzmi ih! 1980 02:00:36,871 --> 02:00:39,271 U redu, svi se odmaknite! 1981 02:00:39,351 --> 02:00:39,951 Sve jasno! 1982 02:00:40,031 --> 02:00:41,751 Jedan, dva, tri- 1983 02:00:56,951 --> 02:00:58,911 Suhe smokve? 1984 02:01:01,591 --> 02:01:04,831 Amar... to nisu smokve. 1985 02:01:05,071 --> 02:01:07,431 Prem mu je upravo otkinuo bradavice! 1986 02:01:08,311 --> 02:01:11,431 Tko unosi preše za željezo operacijska dvorana?! 1987 02:01:11,511 --> 02:01:12,991 Ovo nije operacijska dvorana- 1988 02:01:13,111 --> 02:01:14,431 to je bolnička praonica! 1989 02:01:14,511 --> 02:01:18,755 Prije nego što se probudi i ubije nas- trči! Trčanje! 1990 02:01:23,591 --> 02:01:25,591 Mister-tvoje bradavice! 1991 02:01:26,391 --> 02:01:27,511 Zalijepite ih natrag! 1992 02:02:37,320 --> 02:02:39,097 Trčanje! Trčanje! 1993 02:02:39,257 --> 02:02:41,897 Hajde, požuri. 1994 02:02:41,977 --> 02:02:44,057 Izađi, izađi, požuri. 1995 02:02:44,177 --> 02:02:46,697 Hajde, hajde, idemo! 1996 02:03:09,817 --> 02:03:11,457 Oko vrata su nam omče. 1997 02:03:11,837 --> 02:03:14,425 o ne! o ne! 1998 02:03:14,824 --> 02:03:16,516 Obriši se i bježi! 1999 02:03:37,082 --> 02:03:38,042 Čiji telefon zvoni? 2000 02:03:38,362 --> 02:03:39,402 Moj zvoni. 2001 02:03:39,482 --> 02:03:40,642 I moj također... 2002 02:03:44,722 --> 02:03:47,202 Zašto konj pleše uz pjesmu? 2003 02:03:58,082 --> 02:03:59,642 Je li on trkaći konj ili vjenčanje konj? 2004 02:03:59,882 --> 02:04:01,122 Zašto toliko pleše? 2005 02:04:01,202 --> 02:04:04,842 Toofan, ne! Toofan, dolje! 2006 02:04:10,562 --> 02:04:11,882 Hvala Bogu da je prekinuta veza. 2007 02:04:15,642 --> 02:04:16,762 - Amar! - Amar! 2008 02:04:27,242 --> 02:04:30,727 Prvo ti je noga teška, a tvoja i leh je težak! 2009 02:04:30,882 --> 02:04:31,642 hulja! 2010 02:04:31,802 --> 02:04:33,042 žao mi je! 2011 02:04:33,322 --> 02:04:36,162 Prekinula se veza! Dobilo se isključeno! 2012 02:04:39,362 --> 02:04:41,322 nije moj 2013 02:04:41,482 --> 02:04:42,482 to je moje. 2014 02:04:43,682 --> 02:04:45,322 Kako ga mogu odspojiti? Ruke su mi vezane! 2015 02:04:45,402 --> 02:04:46,362 Upoznajte se, isključite telefon! 2016 02:04:46,442 --> 02:04:47,722 Ali i meni su ruke vezane! 2017 02:04:47,802 --> 02:04:49,002 Ali tvoje noge nisu! 2018 02:04:49,121 --> 02:04:50,682 Ja nisam Baba Ramdev! 2019 02:04:50,762 --> 02:04:52,842 sta je ovo Toofan... što on radi? 2020 02:04:52,922 --> 02:04:54,082 Odspojite ga svojom nogom! 2021 02:04:54,282 --> 02:04:55,122 Odspojite ga svojom nogom! 2022 02:04:55,202 --> 02:04:57,322 Dobro, pokušat ću... čekaj... 2023 02:05:00,102 --> 02:05:00,780 kužim, kužim! 2024 02:05:01,227 --> 02:05:02,222 Prekini vezu! Prekini vezu! 2025 02:05:02,955 --> 02:05:08,091 Prem, zašto se tvoj iPhone 5 okreće u iPhone 15? 2026 02:05:08,328 --> 02:05:10,223 Jer to nije moj telefon! 2027 02:05:11,267 --> 02:05:12,027 hulja! 2028 02:05:12,107 --> 02:05:14,717 Upoznajte, zalijepite nogu na krivim mjestima! 2029 02:05:15,017 --> 02:05:16,444 Kreten! Bila je to moja ideja! 2030 02:05:16,524 --> 02:05:18,721 Dosta pjevanja i plesanja. 2031 02:05:18,896 --> 02:05:21,376 Uskoro ćemo imati TKS. 2032 02:05:21,656 --> 02:05:23,016 TKS? 2033 02:05:23,336 --> 02:05:24,576 Tusshar Ka Swayamvar? 2034 02:05:24,696 --> 02:05:29,336 Ne Tussharov, nego Toofanov! 2035 02:05:30,256 --> 02:05:32,576 - Ne, ne, ne! - Ne! 2036 02:05:32,656 --> 02:05:35,136 Naši konji su propali! 2037 02:05:36,456 --> 02:05:39,616 Jednom mu je srce zapelo za kobilu... 2038 02:05:40,016 --> 02:05:43,456 Zaglavili ste doživotno! 2039 02:05:43,536 --> 02:05:46,696 Zapeo. Zapeo. Zapeo. 2040 02:05:48,096 --> 02:05:51,936 Prijatelji, naša sudbina više nije u nama naše ruke- 2041 02:05:53,296 --> 02:05:56,576 ali u drugom tijelu dio njegovog! 2042 02:05:57,096 --> 02:05:57,856 Ne, ne! 2043 02:05:57,976 --> 02:05:59,216 Zovite kobilu! 2044 02:06:05,255 --> 02:06:06,296 Ne! 2045 02:06:08,296 --> 02:06:10,896 O Bože, ne, ne... 2046 02:06:14,416 --> 02:06:15,536 Ne mrdaj. 2047 02:06:20,296 --> 02:06:22,616 Toofan... Toofan... 2048 02:06:22,776 --> 02:06:24,016 o ne! 2049 02:06:24,096 --> 02:06:26,296 Toofan... Toofan.. 2050 02:06:26,416 --> 02:06:28,016 Vaša žudnja nema granica! 2051 02:06:29,510 --> 02:06:31,176 Prem nije mogao zadovoljiti ti neku noć? 2052 02:06:32,376 --> 02:06:33,736 Ali Prem je bio zadovoljan! 2053 02:06:33,976 --> 02:06:36,816 Bitange, ne podsjećajte me! 2054 02:06:39,176 --> 02:06:42,616 Ova ljubavna viza ima naš pečat stalna viza. 2055 02:06:42,696 --> 02:06:45,856 Da... nakon što odemo, reci našima žene žao nam je. 2056 02:06:46,016 --> 02:06:47,776 Činili smo greške u ovom životu, 2057 02:06:47,856 --> 02:06:49,896 ali ako dobijemo drugu prilika u sljedećem, mi' 2058 02:06:50,136 --> 02:06:53,816 nikad neću pogledati druge žene s pogrešnim namjerama. 2059 02:06:53,976 --> 02:06:58,416 Zapravo, nećemo ni pogledati svoje vlastite žene s pogrešnim namjerama! 2060 02:07:01,496 --> 02:07:03,388 molim te... molim te... 2061 02:07:19,616 --> 02:07:20,576 Spremljeno! Spremljeno! 2062 02:07:20,656 --> 02:07:21,496 - Spašeno! - Spašeno! 2063 02:07:21,576 --> 02:07:22,856 - Spašeno! - Spašeno! 2064 02:07:46,256 --> 02:07:47,856 Zašto se ponašaš kao magarac? 2065 02:07:48,456 --> 02:07:51,096 Idioti, pogledajte tko je ovdje! 2066 02:08:18,936 --> 02:08:23,896 Dan o kojem ste vas troje pričali Ljubavna viza, od tog istog dana, 2067 02:08:24,696 --> 02:08:28,736 svaki muškarac ili žena koji su došli u svoj život 2068 02:08:29,376 --> 02:08:30,656 smo poslali mi. 2069 02:08:31,296 --> 02:08:32,536 Što?! 2070 02:08:32,856 --> 02:08:33,776 Što?! 2071 02:08:35,096 --> 02:08:36,176 Ti si ih poslao? 2072 02:08:36,256 --> 02:08:37,176 Zavjera! 2073 02:08:44,656 --> 02:08:46,656 Hej, ovo je... 2074 02:08:50,976 --> 02:08:52,456 Koliko daleko ide? 2075 02:08:52,816 --> 02:08:54,176 Rose Mary Karlo... 2076 02:08:54,336 --> 02:08:55,376 Ona je ovdje. 2077 02:08:56,376 --> 02:08:58,376 Ja sam Rosy, nova čuvarica zoološkog vrta. 2078 02:08:58,456 --> 02:09:01,136 Rosy... bez pladnja! 2079 02:09:01,216 --> 02:09:02,056 I on? 2080 02:09:02,976 --> 02:09:04,216 Hej, cure! 2081 02:09:04,856 --> 02:09:06,416 Čak i Pablo, Sid i Virat? 2082 02:09:06,496 --> 02:09:07,856 Apsolutno. 2083 02:09:09,056 --> 02:09:11,336 Ja nisam don Pablo Putinwa. 2084 02:09:11,416 --> 02:09:15,616 Ja sam inspektor Pablo Putinwa-iz Bihara! 2085 02:09:17,136 --> 02:09:19,496 Gita je moja sestra rođakinja. 2086 02:09:20,776 --> 02:09:25,216 Ona je moja Ekta Kapoor, a ja sam njezin Tusshar Kapoor! 2087 02:09:25,456 --> 02:09:26,776 - Što?! - Tusshar Kapoor! 2088 02:09:27,776 --> 02:09:30,536 Zajedno smo napravili ovaj plan. 2089 02:09:31,056 --> 02:09:35,856 Rekao sam joj - dajte svojim muževima a Ljubavna viza, 2090 02:09:36,096 --> 02:09:38,216 a ja ću se pobrinuti za ostalo. 2091 02:09:38,616 --> 02:09:42,256 A ova dvojica su pomogla mom bratu Pablu. 2092 02:09:44,176 --> 02:09:48,216 Prije susreta s Pablom, Bio sam beznačajan čovjek. 2093 02:09:48,616 --> 02:09:52,376 Ali nakon susreta s njim, Postao sam... značajan! 2094 02:09:52,576 --> 02:09:54,576 Značajno... značajno! 2095 02:09:55,136 --> 02:09:59,456 Moje prvo radno mjesto u policiji Bihara bio pod bratom Pablom. 2096 02:09:59,776 --> 02:10:05,176 Zatim sam otišao u Tajland, gdje Pridružio sam se dužnosti u Bangkoku... Koku... Koku... 2097 02:10:05,776 --> 02:10:08,256 A onda sam se odmah osvijestio Engleska- 2098 02:10:08,536 --> 02:10:12,736 da vas sve naučim a lekcija... lekcija... lekcija! 2099 02:10:13,056 --> 02:10:15,536 Zajebava nas u jeku! 2100 02:10:16,256 --> 02:10:20,456 Čuo sam za obrate u pričama - ali ovdje, svaki preokret ima svoju priču! 2101 02:10:20,896 --> 02:10:23,016 Čini se kao da smo u Masti prvom dijelu, 2102 02:10:23,176 --> 02:10:24,576 ne četvrti dio! 2103 02:10:24,696 --> 02:10:27,936 Ovo je četvrti dio - ali vas troje 2104 02:10:28,056 --> 02:10:30,616 i dalje rade isto greške kao prvi dio! 2105 02:10:33,576 --> 02:10:37,536 Puno vas troje volimo, 2106 02:10:37,976 --> 02:10:40,976 da smo sve ovo planirali samo da podučavamo ti lekcija. 2107 02:10:41,056 --> 02:10:43,816 A vas troje nas toliko volite, 2108 02:10:43,896 --> 02:10:46,856 da si došao ovamo prerušen, 2109 02:10:46,936 --> 02:10:49,976 riskirajući svoje živote da nas spasite od ove trojice. 2110 02:10:51,696 --> 02:10:54,056 Kad se toliko volimo, 2111 02:10:54,536 --> 02:10:56,536 zašto nam uopće treba Love Visa? 2112 02:10:59,496 --> 02:11:04,016 I Bindiya-počevši od danas, dovesti manje stranaca kući 2113 02:11:04,216 --> 02:11:06,496 i pripremite se da dovedete nasljednika! 2114 02:11:07,776 --> 02:11:11,176 Gita-slavite manje festivala 2115 02:11:11,347 --> 02:11:14,976 i proslavite praznik ljubavi sa svojim mužem! 2116 02:11:16,176 --> 02:11:20,296 Aanchal-stavi svoj telefon šuti neko vrijeme 2117 02:11:20,376 --> 02:11:22,216 i više mu vjerovati. 2118 02:11:23,298 --> 02:11:27,856 Neće vam trebati nikakva aplikacija za špijuniranje tvoj muž više. 2119 02:11:31,496 --> 02:11:33,976 Više nikada nećemo tražiti ljubavnu vizu. 2120 02:11:34,216 --> 02:11:36,696 Nikada ga više nećemo tražiti niti dati. 2121 02:11:36,936 --> 02:11:39,376 I publici - tražimo vas 2122 02:11:39,496 --> 02:11:42,256 nikad ne slušaj nikakvog Kaamraja ili opet Menka! 2123 02:11:42,416 --> 02:11:43,256 Da! 2124 02:11:43,376 --> 02:11:45,256 Opet se kunem u Gitu... 2125 02:11:45,336 --> 02:11:47,136 Opet mi kuneš ženu! 2126 02:11:47,411 --> 02:11:48,496 oprosti! 2127 02:11:48,960 --> 02:11:54,216 Kunem se da nas troje nikad nećemo Opet Masti! 2128 02:11:55,124 --> 02:11:56,616 Tko će onda raditi peti dio? 2129 02:11:56,976 --> 02:11:57,856 Što? 2130 02:11:58,883 --> 02:12:02,056 Mislio sam - nikad više nećemo raditi Masti! 2131 02:12:02,136 --> 02:12:03,296 Nikada! 2132 02:12:03,376 --> 02:12:04,576 Nikada! 2133 02:12:23,376 --> 02:12:27,336 Twinkle-Twinkle sjaji zvijezdu. 2134 02:12:27,776 --> 02:12:31,736 Nešto me muči, ljubavi moja. 2135 02:12:31,816 --> 02:12:38,656 Trese se, trese se uže mojega srca. 2136 02:12:39,416 --> 02:12:41,256 Što? Dođi opet. 2137 02:12:41,656 --> 02:12:43,496 Večeras je zbroj podsjetnika neuravnotežene jednadžbe 2138 02:12:43,576 --> 02:12:44,896 svojstveno hormonskom disprogramiranju 2139 02:12:44,976 --> 02:12:45,736 problema zvanog ljubav. 2140 02:12:45,816 --> 02:12:47,416 Dok ostaje teret da ga zavodljivo izbjegne. 2141 02:12:47,496 --> 02:12:50,056 Nije neočekivano i nije izvan toga mjera moje kontrole. 2142 02:12:50,136 --> 02:12:53,136 To je kao, tako nešto, rekao SEX APPEAR (SHAKESPEARE) 2143 02:12:53,216 --> 02:12:55,016 Znam, draga. 2144 02:13:04,739 --> 02:13:06,216 Počeli smo s Mastijem, 2145 02:13:06,296 --> 02:13:07,936 zatim Grand Masti, 2146 02:13:08,016 --> 02:13:09,736 zatim Great Grand Masti... 2147 02:13:09,816 --> 02:13:11,616 Sada je vrijeme za Masti Four! 2148 02:13:11,696 --> 02:13:13,176 Počeli smo s Mastijem, 2149 02:13:13,256 --> 02:13:14,896 zatim Grand Masti, 2150 02:13:14,976 --> 02:13:16,576 zatim Great Grand Masti... 2151 02:13:16,656 --> 02:13:18,616 Sada je vrijeme za Masti Four! 2152 02:13:18,696 --> 02:13:20,656 Ti si poput petarde koja cvrči. 2153 02:13:22,216 --> 02:13:24,336 Eksplozivan poput granate. 2154 02:13:25,176 --> 02:13:27,376 Cvrčiš kao petarda. 2155 02:13:27,456 --> 02:13:29,056 Eksplodirati poput granate. 2156 02:13:29,136 --> 02:13:30,816 Jedan u milijun, dušo. 2157 02:13:30,896 --> 02:13:32,376 Zaista očaravajuće. 2158 02:13:32,456 --> 02:13:34,376 Ja sam Viru, ti si moj Basanti. 2159 02:13:34,456 --> 02:13:36,096 Srce mi trne. 2160 02:13:36,176 --> 02:13:39,376 Neka se moje želje ispune. 2161 02:13:39,456 --> 02:13:41,136 Ti si isušena ptica, 2162 02:13:41,216 --> 02:13:42,856 a ja sam more ljepote. 2163 02:13:42,936 --> 02:13:46,456 Dođi i otpij gutljaj od mene. 2164 02:13:46,536 --> 02:13:49,936 Moja vragolasta ljubavi, dođi me dodirni, 2165 02:13:50,016 --> 02:13:53,176 moj vragolasti ljubavnik. 2166 02:13:53,256 --> 02:13:57,096 Moj vragolasti ljubavniče, radi masti, 2167 02:13:57,176 --> 02:14:00,613 moj vragolasti ljubavnik. 2168 02:14:07,536 --> 02:14:09,056 Počeli smo s Mastijem, 2169 02:14:09,136 --> 02:14:10,816 zatim Grand Masti, 2170 02:14:10,896 --> 02:14:12,496 zatim Great Grand Masti... 2171 02:14:12,576 --> 02:14:14,296 Sada je vrijeme za Masti Four! 2172 02:14:14,376 --> 02:14:17,976 Vatrena je tvoja mladost. 2173 02:14:18,056 --> 02:14:19,296 Udara kao pištolj, 2174 02:14:19,376 --> 02:14:21,376 Potpuno je solidan. 2175 02:14:21,536 --> 02:14:24,976 Vi ste jaki i robusni. 2176 02:14:25,056 --> 02:14:28,376 Pun poleta. 2177 02:14:28,696 --> 02:14:32,016 I stvarno zabavno. 2178 02:14:32,176 --> 02:14:35,176 Takva je tvoja magija, to me izluđuje. 2179 02:14:35,296 --> 02:14:38,696 a ja sam nalet vjetra. 2180 02:14:38,776 --> 02:14:42,256 Neka frcaju iskre. 2181 02:14:42,336 --> 02:14:45,936 Moja vragolasta ljubavi, dođi me dodirni, 2182 02:14:46,016 --> 02:14:49,096 moj vragolasti ljubavnik. 2183 02:14:49,416 --> 02:14:52,896 Moj vragolasti ljubavniče, radi masti, 2184 02:14:52,976 --> 02:14:56,216 moj vragolasti ljubavnik.